Avril Lavigne Engaged to Nickelback Singer [Pic+]|
Yep, Avril Lavigne is engaged to Nickelback singer Chad Kroeger. They`re sure to make horribly-singing babies together.
8/22/2012 7:07:19 AM
Chocolate, Barack? That`s Racist! [Pic]|
This plaque sits where President Barack Obama first kissed first lady Michele Obama, Aug. 16, in Chicago.
8/22/2012 6:53:41 AM
This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 410 [Pic]|
Who says North Korea is all that bad?
8/21/2012 4:57:41 PM
Mid-Evening Musicology: Chicago Young Republicans|
This is not a parody--I think. It`s the Chicago Young Republicans with their version of `Call Me Maybe.` Sad.
8/21/2012 4:54:39 PM
Legitimate Rape: The Summer Jam Of 2012|
How does the uterus KNOW when the rape is legitimate? Finally, someone with answers in song: Taylor Ferrera.
8/21/2012 4:50:57 PM
Is America Ready For A $315 Nike Sneaker? [Pic+]|
Hey I-A-B, would you spend a cool $315 on Lebron James` signature Nikes? What`s your limit on shoes?
8/21/2012 4:45:31 PM
Hey Bro, You Just Parked In The Douche Zone [Pic]|
How is that NOT a raised pick-up truck?
8/21/2012 1:54:27 PM
Kim Kardashian On Cover Of Another Magazine [Pic]|
Ugh, you can train animals to do that. We need a pig tag.
8/21/2012 1:52:32 PM
The Key To Getting Laid Via Facebook [Pic]|
Make sure your targets have never heard of the Smudge Tool.
8/21/2012 1:49:12 PM
Another Father Of The Year Candidate, 2012 [Pic]|
What can possibly go wrong with this clever idea?
8/21/2012 12:58:41 PM
The Official Douche Bag Car Of 2012 [Pic]|
Raised and painted red for maximum visibility.
8/21/2012 11:58:15 AM
Difference Between Japan And Everyone Else [Pic]|
Another difference: Most people like their plushy toys in the form of cuddly teddy bears. Not Japan...
8/21/2012 11:54:33 AM
Afternoon Express: Just Trolling On The Scooter|
19 Wheeler Truck Horn + Scooter = Afternoon Express.
8/21/2012 11:49:36 AM
Who Said Cats Don`t Care About Their Owners?|
How can you not feel better after this?
8/21/2012 11:46:51 AM
Bible Stories To Be Adapted For Today`s Teens [Pic|
Nice arc, J-Dog!
8/21/2012 10:57:57 AM
Anyone Else Back To School This Week? [Pic]|
Anyone else get a teacher as creepy as this creeper?
8/21/2012 10:53:56 AM
Stan Lee: It`s Good To Be The King [Pic]|
Keep drawing, Spidey-friends--one day, you could be Stan.
8/21/2012 10:13:23 AM
Every Majors Terrible Memorized & Self-Accompanied|
Ben Miller sing`s Randall Munroe`s ``Every Major`s Terrible`` from the webcomic xkcd!
8/21/2012 10:10:39 AM
The Awww Of The Day: Wonky Donkey|
Cute wonkey donkey has front legs set in cast. D`awwww!
8/21/2012 9:28:36 AM
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Pink|
Wanna supremely prank your heavy metal brother? Turn his room into a teenage girl`s dream bedroom.
8/21/2012 9:20:51 AM
Todd Akin GOP Candidate Ask For Your Forgiveness|
Todd Akin, Republican Senatorial candidate from Missouri wants forgiveness for those pregnant-rape facts he spouted out.
8/21/2012 9:08:13 AM
Third-World Snack Salesman [Pic]|
CHEETOS! GET `CHA CHEETOS HERE!
8/21/2012 9:03:28 AM
The King Of The Office [Pic]|
Sweet cardboard cottage, bro!
8/21/2012 8:46:46 AM
Best Job Occupation Nest To TSA Agent? [Pic]|
Tattoo artist, of course.
8/21/2012 8:36:31 AM
You Know Your GF Is An Attention Whore... [Pic]|
...when you can`t even drop a deuce without it showing up on Facebook.
8/21/2012 8:33:45 AM