The Onion On America`s Rash Of Mass Shootings [Pic|
You nailed it again, Onion.
8/24/2012 9:50:06 AM
I Really Hope This Girl Is Photoshopped [Pic]|
Otherwise I`m off carrots forever.
8/24/2012 9:46:40 AM
I Think Mr_Mookie Has Lost His Way [Pic]|
C`mon, Mr_Mookie, there are such things as good Samaritan laws and common decency.
8/24/2012 9:42:00 AM
Introducing Muppet Dog! [Pic]|
Not sure if cute or cruel.
8/24/2012 9:39:55 AM
And This Is Why You Always Wear A Helmet [Pic]|
This won`t end well...
8/24/2012 9:37:52 AM
The Awww Of The Day: The Ostrich And Zebra [Pic]|
8/24/2012 9:12:09 AM
Teenager Held 2 Years Escaped Captors Yesterday|
She was kept by her assailant and his mother for two year, repeatedly sexually assaulted and gave birth in the process.
8/24/2012 8:42:31 AM
Mom Falls On To Train Tracks With 4-Year-Old|
Oh. My. F*cking. God.
8/24/2012 8:05:45 AM
60 Years of US Economic History, In 1 Graph [Pic]|
Prepare to get really depressed, Americans.
8/23/2012 4:28:53 PM
Sofia Vergara As Lucille Ball... Why? [Pic]|
No, no, no--this is not a good look at all. Check her out in the Credits link to see what Vergara should look like.
8/23/2012 4:03:58 PM
The Grand Group Back Flip Fail|
Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam... Bam.
8/23/2012 3:56:46 PM
What Mt. Rushmore Should Have Looked Like [Pic]|
Lack of funds forced the carving to end in October 1941, but this is what it should have looked like. It cost $989,992.
8/23/2012 3:35:14 PM
Chinese Witchcraft Egg Yolk Separation Trick|
Holy hell... That looked way too easy. Wizard!
8/23/2012 3:30:05 PM
Dave Grohl Once Again Proves His Awesomeness [Pic]|
As someone who met him before at a wedding, I can assure you that this is Cool Dave just being himself.
8/23/2012 3:18:55 PM
You Can Keep Your Apple Store Genius Bar [Pic]|
I`m going to let Jesus fixed my cracked iPhone screen.
8/23/2012 3:12:58 PM
Portrait Of A Ginger: Ink On Paper [Pic]|
Holy hell, look at this detail. The artist used 7 common Bic ballpoint pens and took 30 hours to create this portrait.
8/23/2012 2:58:14 PM
It`s Called The Fisty [Pic]|
I just don`t get these newfangled dance moves the kids come up with these days...
8/23/2012 2:56:18 PM
Top 5 Games For Jerking Off|
Or as we call it at I-A-B, Fapping.
8/23/2012 2:49:40 PM
It`s Japan`s Latest Toyota Commercial... Whoa|
Unfortunately, safe for work.
8/23/2012 2:32:21 PM
Japan Now Conquers After-Dinner Desserts [Pic]|
OK, Japan--now you`re just showing off.
8/23/2012 12:35:00 PM
Bad-Ass Tattoo Of The Day? Maybe? [Pic]|
Doggy`s gonna be a little weird if you`re automatonophobic though.
8/23/2012 12:30:27 PM
Mother Hears Heartbeat Of Her 16-year-old Dead Son|
When April and Owen Beaver`s 16-year-old son died last Christmas, they thought they`d never hear his heartbeat again.
8/23/2012 12:20:40 PM
Let`s Pose For The Family Vacation Portrait [Pic]|
Not you, Chad.
8/23/2012 11:36:25 AM
A Day In The Life Of Middle-Management [Pic]|
I hate conference calls too, bro.
8/23/2012 11:30:58 AM
Japan: Always Improving Everything, Now Pool [Pic]|
Billiards, now with real danger. Nice touch, Japan.
8/23/2012 11:30:30 AM