Elmo Died For Your Sins [Pic]|
OK, this is just a creepy example of merchandise display.
9/14/2012 9:21:13 AM
Another Perfectly Good Meme Ruined... [Pic]|
Once an evil corporation sinks their teeth into it, it`s all over...
9/14/2012 9:14:13 AM
I-A-B Midnight Movies: Gummo |
It`s the `97 indie bizarro classic in its entirety written and directed by Harmony Korine. IMDB gives it 6.2 of 10. You?
9/13/2012 8:20:56 PM
Man With Prosthetic Legs Climbs Rock Wall [Pic]|
How lazy do you feel now?
9/13/2012 6:17:41 PM
This Is Why Public Transportation Still Sucks [Pic|
9/13/2012 6:03:19 PM
How Does A Girl With No Arms Get Dressed? |
9/13/2012 5:53:12 PM
Sex House: The Reunion Show, An Onion Exclusive|
Everyone`s top mocumentry is back to talk Sex House and dish behind-the-scenes secrets on a very special reunion show.
9/13/2012 4:17:40 PM
The iPhone 10 [Pic]|
Estimated time of arrival? About 5 more years.
9/13/2012 3:37:19 PM
Always Spring For Extra Motorcycle Insurance [Pic]|
Ah, it probably doesn`t matter anyway--just stay loose and enjoy the flight.
9/13/2012 3:05:30 PM
Good News: You Got A Bugs Bunny Ice Cream [Pic]|
Bad News: It`s the `Deformed In A House Fire With Third-Degree Burns` Bugs version.
9/13/2012 2:45:05 PM
Asia Says Whatever To The Jet Pack... [Pic]|
Develops the personal helicopter instead.
9/13/2012 2:41:14 PM
10 More Photos Of Somewhat Awkward Randomness|
Emo Club Bro doesn`t know his own strength.
9/13/2012 2:40:00 PM
America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic]|
Of course they`re in the Spaghetti-O`s and Gatorade aisle.
9/13/2012 12:45:26 PM
Be Wary Of This Collector [Pic]|
Some people collection Precious Moments figurines, some people collect fright masks. Both people are terrifying.
9/13/2012 12:41:22 PM
EVERY Car Needs To Come With One Of These [Pic]|
Should be standard issue in every automobile sold--custom made for every model.
9/13/2012 12:37:49 PM
Why`d You Want To Do That To A Vagina? [Pic]|
What`s going on in this town? Is this racist? So many questions.
9/13/2012 12:34:48 PM
The Making Of Rufus Tower|
Pretty sure Rufus thinks he dies and went to kitty heaven.
9/13/2012 12:17:35 PM
The Standard Hotel`s New Ad Campaign [Pic]|
I`m assuming it`s called Golden Showers.
9/13/2012 12:14:32 PM
iPods Can Hold Tens Of Thousands Of Songs [Pic]|
..but do they have built in keyboards? Didn`t think so.
9/13/2012 11:43:58 AM
Rotund Lady Loves Her New Bacon-Flavored Ice Cream|
`Holy sh*t... oh my god, that`s good.`
9/13/2012 11:40:15 AM
So Britney Spears & Madonna Hooked Up Again [Pic]|
Bowel movement? Sounds about right.
9/13/2012 11:01:00 AM
8 Photos Of Hollywood Blvd Street Impersonators|
You know when you go to Hollywood Blvd and see all those superhero and movie star impersonators? They`re just like you.
9/13/2012 11:00:06 AM
That`s Enough, Avant Garde Fashion World! [Pic]|
It doesn`t even work! If you`re going to make the effort, at least make it playable.
9/13/2012 10:40:53 AM
This Game Doesn`t Seem As Fun As You`d Think [Pic]|
If you win, you lose. If you lose, you still lose.
9/13/2012 10:29:56 AM
Introducing Moustafa Ismail [Pic]|
Moustafa is the Guinness Book of World Records holder for the biggest biceps ever with 31-inch pythons. Ewww.
9/13/2012 10:06:48 AM