America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic]|
Because you can`t go anywhere unless you`re positive there`s a fast food place within waddling distance.
9/8/2012 9:24:52 AM
This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 419 [Pic]|
Will someone please help me wipe?
9/8/2012 9:12:28 AM
Art Class At The Urban Elementary School [Pic]|
That`s probably racist.
9/8/2012 9:02:49 AM
Mid-Nite Musicology + Foo Fighters: Lollapalooza|
The full Foo set from this year`s Lollapalooza show in hi-def.
9/7/2012 9:00:51 PM
Kentucky Farmer, 92, Shoots, Kills Intruder [Pic+]|
HAS NO REGRETS. Yep, that`s an actual photo of him not giving any f*cks in his living room.
9/7/2012 5:13:55 PM
It`s The Gourmet Food Aisle [Pic]|
I see nothing weird here.
9/7/2012 3:26:04 PM
The Old Splash Mountain Proposal At Disney [Pic]|
Sure, but who did he just ask?
9/7/2012 3:23:36 PM
Ass Man, You`ve Met Your Match [Pic]|
You`d think he`d drive a Corvette or Porsche, right?
9/7/2012 2:56:15 PM
The `Pro-Life` Movement Philosophy [Pic]|
Boiled down into one convenient one-frame cartoon.
9/7/2012 2:38:02 PM
New Product Alert: The Social Shower Curtain [Pic]|
Shut up and take my money!
9/7/2012 2:00:06 PM
What`s For Dinner Later, I-A-B? [Pic]|
Oh, OK... I guess ass--carry on then.
9/7/2012 2:00:02 PM
A Clothing Trend We`ll Be Happy Seeing End [Pic]|
Pick up, aisle 3.
9/7/2012 2:00:01 PM
10 More Photos Of Somewhat Awkward Randomness|
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
9/7/2012 2:00:00 PM
The Entire Point Of Gauging Earlobes [Pic]|
And now you know why people stretch their earlobes.
9/7/2012 10:58:23 AM
Outta The Way, This Nolte`s Gonna Blow! [Pic]|
And then Nick Nolte was hit by another bumper car and he asploded.
9/7/2012 10:55:53 AM
This Piggy Went To Market. This Piggy... [Pic]|
stayed home. This piggy had roast beef. This piggy had none. This piggy went wee wee wee. Not sure what this piggy did.
9/7/2012 10:45:22 AM
If You Live Here, You`re Steps From Heaven [Pic]|
Oh, who are we kidding--if you live in this mobile home park, you`re not stepping, you`re in a fat-person scooter.
9/7/2012 10:38:59 AM
The Majesty Of The Fire Dance Ritual [Pic]|
9/7/2012 10:35:02 AM
Family Feud Fails: Worst Answers In Show History|
In the butt, Bob. Oops, wrong game show.
9/7/2012 10:01:03 AM
Did Anyone See The MTV VMAs Last Night? [Pic]|
If you didn`t, then you missed girl-beater Chris Brown and his punching bag, Rihanna, kiss on stage in front of everyone
9/7/2012 9:40:04 AM
Will Arnett & Amy Poehler Are Dunzo [Pic]|
I know, I know--who cares? I CARE! Word has it that Arnett is hitting Christina Applegate... ALLEGEDLY.
9/7/2012 9:01:40 AM
Obama`s Full DNC Speech From Last Night|
Some say it was one of the best presidential speeches ever. Got a bit Baptist preacher at times for me. Thoughts, I-A-B?
9/7/2012 7:43:20 AM
Foo Fighters Perform At The Dem. Natl Convention|
No one eveeeeeer likes to see an awesome musician get involved in the political circus, but it`s Dave so he gets a pass.
9/7/2012 7:20:29 AM
This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 418 [Pic]|
Oh the hell she must have gotten in school...
9/6/2012 5:11:58 PM
Where`s Daddy? [Pic]|
9/6/2012 5:09:35 PM