Why I`m Voting For Mitt Romney|
I only read the headlines. I have a YouTube account. I am the American voter.
10/9/2012 2:23:54 PM
Chris Hardwick Reaches Out To Tom Hanks [Pic]|
The Nerdist`s Chris Hardwick asked Hanks to come on his podcast with a typewriter as a gift. Hanks responded.
10/9/2012 2:20:06 PM
Most Disgusting Street Magician Ever! [Pic]|
And for my next trick, I`ll make this fire hydrant disappear!
10/9/2012 1:18:46 PM
Halloween Costume Of The Day [Pic]|
Self-performing abortion doctor? I keed!
10/9/2012 1:17:06 PM
The Real Life Munsters? [Pic]|
This isn`t old school cosplay, this is how people used to look in old-timey days.
10/9/2012 1:15:51 PM
A Man And His Mullet Are Unfairly Shunned [Pic]|
No shoes, no shirt and now... no mullet. True story here.
10/9/2012 1:11:21 PM
Eagle Swoops Down, Takes Away An Alligator [Pic]|
Or maybe it`s a crocodile. Who cares, it`s gonna die in about two minutes.
10/9/2012 1:04:53 PM
Baby Polar Bear Learns To Walk|
The undisputed Awwww of the Day. Lookit `im go!
10/9/2012 1:01:54 PM
The Fingernails Are Always A Dead Giveaway [Pic]|
Yeah, I assumed that a girl with fingernails like this would smoke Marlboro `Blue Ice` Menthol cigarettes.
10/9/2012 11:44:24 AM
The Ostrich Rider [Pic]|
Who even knew an ostrich could support the weight of a grown person?
10/9/2012 11:40:12 AM
The Real Reason Why The Dinosaurs Died [Pic]|
See, this is the sort of stuff they need to put in textbooks. The truth must be exposed!
10/9/2012 11:29:06 AM
I Didn`t Choose The Snug Life... [Pic]|
The Snug Life chose me.
10/9/2012 11:21:33 AM
18 Porn Stars Before & After Make-Up|
Whoa, it`s amazing what mascara and eye shadow can do for a person.
10/9/2012 11:20:25 AM
Abraham Lincoln`s Top Hat He Wore When Shot [Pic]|
Yep, he wore it the night he was shot at Ford`s Theater. It now resides in the Smithsonian Institution.
10/9/2012 10:52:13 AM
Horrible Sense Of Judgement At The Pool [Pic]|
Guess who`s about to crush every rib in his body and probably lose a few teeth?
10/9/2012 9:31:13 AM
A Texan And His Canary Yellow VW Beetle [Pic]|
You know, bro--if you have to announce it on such a grand scale, you probably are. Embrace it, seriously.
10/9/2012 9:29:08 AM
Halloween Costume Of The Day: Nom Edition [Pic]|
Sometimes attitude is all you need to make a good costume a great costume.
10/9/2012 9:26:34 AM
Cosplay Girl Of The Day [Pic]|
Name that costume, I-A-B. Name that costume!
10/9/2012 9:20:08 AM
Never Ask Steven Seagal What Time It Is [Pic]|
It`s the only Seagal rule you need to abide by.
10/9/2012 9:17:20 AM
Think Safety First... [Pic]|
...and irony second.
10/9/2012 9:14:28 AM
How To Open A Hotel Door With A Dry-Erase Marker|
Remember that, I-A-B. Next time you leave valuables in your hotel room, its door lock can be `picked` with a marker.
10/9/2012 8:57:33 AM
First World Problems Anthem|
Hope you feel good about yourself now, First Worlders.
10/9/2012 7:59:10 AM
America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic]|
Because you think cheese should be eaten like an apple.
10/9/2012 7:39:47 AM
If Hummer Owners Are The First Most Annoying [Pic]|
...Smart Car owners can`t be that far behind.
10/9/2012 7:36:42 AM
The 800 Meter Pig Sprint [Pic]|
If the Olympic Committee wants to make Track & Field more exciting, they`ll allow this race in the 2016 games.
10/9/2012 7:33:49 AM