10 Years Later, The Real Story Behind Columbine|
They weren`t goths or loners. The myths and rumors surrounding the Columbine killings are finally cleared up.
4/14/2009 12:00:00 PM
Prison Economy Spirals Downward|
Onion News Network follows the declining economy in prisons and the crash of the cigarette`s worth. Some NSFW language.
4/14/2009 9:11:20 AM
Tongue In Mousetrap... In Slow Motion|
Incredible pain, all in the name of science and humor.
4/11/2009 12:40:12 PM
Best Worst TV Interview Ever|
Cops arrested a cyberstalker. Ann Bruno, local costume shop owner, is accused of using a computer to harass a competitor
4/10/2009 9:11:38 AM
Colorado Bans Woman`s `Tofu` License Plate|
Maybe it`s `cause I haven`t had coffee yet, but it took me the entire video to figure out what the potential problem was
4/8/2009 9:25:44 AM
T-Rex Throws Out First Pitch At White Sox Game|
Baby T-Rex tosses out the first pitch at a White Sox game on August 11, 2008. His tiny arms again prove worthless.
4/7/2009 12:09:14 PM
Facially-Controlled Browser Control|
The future of surfing the web?
4/2/2009 6:27:32 AM
1.2 Million Snow Geese - Holy Crap|
This has to be every snow goose in the world.
3/27/2009 3:00:20 PM
Dog Urinates In Very Unusual Fashion|
This looks like the graph of my stock portfolio.
3/24/2009 12:00:23 PM
Iron Man Vs. Bruce Lee|
A stop-motion fight for the ages...
3/24/2009 9:41:10 AM
Banned Family Guy Clip|
Typical: The network bans another one of the Family Guy`s best Stewie bits. [NSFW: Stewie says a few choice words.]
3/23/2009 12:11:44 PM
The Worlds Worst Comedian|
This crappy comedian is funny for all the wrong reasons.
3/21/2009 3:41:02 PM
How To Booby Trap A Water Bottle|
The guy`s voice is a little creepy and Pedro-ish from Napoleon Dynamite, but he show you how to rig-up a doctored bottle
3/21/2009 9:41:20 AM
Remember, always spell check your work.
3/21/2009 6:12:58 AM
Kill Bill Parts 1 & 2, In One Minute, In One Take|
Think of all the time you would have saved if you just saw this version instead of the real 2-parter.
3/20/2009 9:33:34 AM
New Photo Of Charles Manson Just Released [3 Pics]|
Time hasn`t been kind to the 74-year-old former cult leader.
3/19/2009 3:19:55 PM
Sam Cummings: Craphead Slaphead|
16-year-old boy has the worst luck with acne. His pimples label his forehead an arse. [Warning: NSFW ad on article page]
3/16/2009 3:00:17 PM
20 Things You Didn`t Know About... Time |
The beginning, the end and the funny habits of our favorite ticking force.
3/16/2009 9:30:40 AM
Top 10 Best Robots Ever Made|
Not movie robots, real robots with practical purposes. With video of them in action.
3/14/2009 3:12:36 PM
Almost 1/2 Boston Kids Polled Put Blame On Rihanna|
Nearly half of the kids in this survey admit that Rihanna was to blame for her boyfriend, Chris Brown, beating her.
3/14/2009 9:31:26 AM
Brad Pitt: Panty Dropper Extraordinaire|
When girls get around Brad Pitt, their clothes just magically come off. Case in point, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi.
3/11/2009 9:31:37 AM
Find The Numbers - Challenge 4|
Analyze your power of observation by finding out the numbers which are in various forms.
3/10/2009 3:31:50 PM
Backflip Off Vending Machine Goes Wrong|
But you knew it was going to go wrong, didn`t you.
3/9/2009 6:30:46 AM
This Toilet Can Flush Anything! |
But what a way to waste a bunch of good stuff.
3/7/2009 3:34:05 PM
Top 12 Worst Celebrity Bands Ever|
You`ve never really heard a truly horrible band until you`ve heard a celebutard-fronted band. [With video proof.]
3/5/2009 9:02:50 AM