My Day Job... [Pic]|
I wouldn`t say I`m an authority... but Super Master Blaster in charge, sure.
7/10/2014 1:50:12 PM
Subway Ride [Pic]|
Yellow boots with that bag?!.... Ooooh, wait... Okay, nevermind.
7/10/2014 10:58:33 AM
I Didn`t Know Butts Moved This Way [Gif]|
Upon further inspection I am glad they do... I think. NSFW
7/9/2014 1:58:05 PM
Please Choose Wisely [Pic]|
Me, I choose... Bewbs.
7/9/2014 1:50:15 PM
Thanks For Cushioning My Fall [Gif]|
See you in the showers... the hot... steamy... showers.
7/8/2014 1:58:56 PM
Gym Rule #1 [Pic]|
If I dont look at her eyes... what should I look at?
7/8/2014 10:58:06 AM
Well mark me down as scared AND horny.
7/7/2014 1:58:28 PM
Ever Want To Be A Red Solo Cup? [Pic]|
I have this recurring dream... Party time!
7/7/2014 1:50:18 PM
Gardening Seems More Extreme Than I Remember [Pic]|
How many bushes are there in this garden? NSFW
7/6/2014 1:58:12 PM
Nice Piece [Pic]|
If you look really closely, you`ll notice there is also a painting of Superman in this picture.
7/5/2014 1:58:56 PM
Happy f*cking birthday.
7/3/2014 2:06:22 PM
There`s A QR Code For Ass? [Pic]|
I`d scan it.
7/3/2014 2:02:01 PM
I Just Went Into `Please Kick My Ass Mode` [Pic]|
So worth the black eye... and she could carry my keg too!
7/2/2014 2:02:17 PM
Only The First Few Inches Hurt [Pic]|
I`m loving it! (That`s what she said)
7/2/2014 1:58:11 PM
BEHOLD, The Biggest Lie Ever Told [Pic]|
Pinky swear. Cross my fingers. My solemn oath.
7/1/2014 2:06:04 PM
Sex According To Thailand [Pic] |
I always wondered what the path to achieve Michael Jackson status was...
7/1/2014 2:02:35 PM
Large Set Of Breasts Does Cover Songs|
Finally someone has found a way to combine my love of boobs and music. Her covers are solid, but... boobs. So much boobs
7/1/2014 12:08:59 PM
And On The Third Day, The Rent Rose [Pic]|
Savior money though... the whole thing is built on a weak foundation.
6/27/2014 2:06:52 PM
What A Dirty Girl [Pic]|
Looks like she`s ready for another load. And I ask you, who leaves a perfectly good dishwasher in a dryer?
6/27/2014 2:02:57 PM
My New Job [Pic]|
I do it well. I am devoted.
6/26/2014 1:58:53 PM
Pro Tip [Pic]|
Or should that be `Bro` tip? Can confirm. It works.
6/26/2014 1:46:06 PM
Porn Poem [Pic]|
While I surfed, nearly fapping, suddenly there came a trapping...
6/25/2014 2:06:27 PM
Nice Chugs [Pic]|
Excuse me bartender, I`ll have an udder.
6/25/2014 1:58:59 PM
Not Sure What`s Going On Here... [Pic]|
... But I bet it involved alcohol. All you can eat buffet?
6/23/2014 1:50:06 PM
I`ll Take My Chances [Pic]|
I`m going right to the edge.... One question, is ball sack play included?
6/20/2014 1:58:56 PM