Oh Excuse Me [Pic]|
Okay, now kiss and make up.
9/14/2014 2:45:38 PM
Professional Player Wanted [Pic]|
Outrageous Craigslist Apartment Ad Seeks New Roommate. Actually sounds really nice. Don`t hate the player, hate the rent
9/11/2014 2:30:28 PM
So, Why Are You Lazy? [Pic]|
... And why are you lazy again? Just tell me, why are you lazy? Hey I can do this all day. [NSFW]
9/9/2014 2:45:28 PM
MV Blue Marlin - Amazing Heavy Lift Ship [Pic]|
I like big boats and I cannot lie, all you other sailors can deny...
9/9/2014 11:00:39 AM
Thank Heaven For Little Girls [Gif]|
For little girls get bigger everyday!
9/7/2014 3:15:35 PM
Want To `Cop` A Feel? [Pic]|
Yes. [NSFW] Warning: Extreme boobage-nipple-slippage-alert
9/6/2014 2:15:06 PM
Forget Me Knot [Pic]|
How could I ever forget you??? What did you say your name was again?
9/5/2014 3:00:40 PM
Ready For My Close Up [Pic]|
Want to hear a joke about her vagina? Nevermind, you`ll never get it.
9/1/2014 2:45:23 PM
My Kind Of Outlaw [Pic]|
What a little rebel.... [NSFW]
9/1/2014 1:45:38 PM
Heaven [Pic] |
Best friend, good food, and extracurricular activities. Who could ask for more? [NSFW]
8/31/2014 2:00:10 PM
How To Use A Hoe [Pic]|
There is only one way to use a Hoe correctly, and this is not it.
8/29/2014 3:30:31 PM
F*ck The Police [Pic]|
Don`t mind if I do.
8/27/2014 2:45:53 PM
One Way [Pic]|
Can`t I look at both?
8/25/2014 2:30:36 PM
Never Wanted To Be A Minion More... [Pic]|
... Than this very moment. Banana.
8/22/2014 3:15:59 PM
Beer Goggles [Gif]|
If they work this good I need to use them more often!
8/20/2014 2:15:16 PM
Hello My Name Is Nipple [Pic]|
Hello nipple, my name is interested.
8/19/2014 3:00:13 PM
I`m Bike-Curious [Pic]|
How could you not be?
8/19/2014 2:15:32 PM
Chick Riding A Motorcycle And Wearing A Thong|
That is all. You are welcome.
8/19/2014 1:15:31 PM
Bouncy Goodness [Gif]|
They can bounce on my balls anytime...
8/17/2014 3:15:13 PM
Hell Is Hot [Pic]|
But I can install A/C... or bring a fan... or just sweat. I`ll be fine.
8/16/2014 2:45:56 PM
Expert Photographers [Pic]|
Nice composition, now take off your clothes and kiss.
8/15/2014 3:15:56 PM
Gotta Love A Girl That Reads [Pic]|
She is broadening her horizons...
8/14/2014 3:15:05 PM
She Tried [Pic]|
Hey, she can dress up as whatever she wants, for all I care, as long as it`s easy to get off.
8/13/2014 3:45:16 PM
I Like This Place [Pic]|
I should shop here more often...
8/10/2014 3:00:59 PM
It`s The Only Thing I`ll Drink [Pic]|
I`m sure the reason is obvious.
8/10/2014 1:30:01 PM