Conservative Idiots Screw With Texas Education|
They voted to teach about `America`s Christian heritage` and the `weaknesses` of evolution.
3/26/2010 8:04:41 AM
Court OKs ``Under God`` In Pledge of Allegiance|
Well sure, ``Under God`` is okay, but ``Under Chuck Norris`` would certainly be an improvement, don`t you think?
3/21/2010 2:04:30 PM
Scientists Confirm Asteroid Wiped Out Dinosaurs|
Dang, and here we thought Chuck Norris killed off T-Rex and his pals with an epic roundhouse kick.
3/9/2010 9:34:45 AM
Viola! Ted Haggard Is Now Completely Heterosexual|
By the power of Jesus I cast out those gay demons! Out with you! And take your fashionable footwear with you!
2/25/2010 10:02:43 AM
Rare Illness Makes Teen Appear Middle-Aged|
If you`re one of those kids who complains about your life, you won`t be after watching this.
2/2/2010 6:05:56 AM
Interracial Marriage: The Gathering Storm [Video]|
First the judge in Louisiana and now this? What is the world coming to?!
12/27/2009 12:05:25 PM
Conservative Group Aims to Make Bible Less Liberal|
Give up your worldly possessions? Help the poor? Screw that! Jesus was no liberal hippy!
12/13/2009 1:05:15 PM
Today Show Girl Has Unusual Reaction to Winning|
If one could imagine what a pterodactyl being raped would sound like, I think this is it.
12/6/2009 10:05:41 AM
12-Year-Old Girl Can`t Stop Sneezing|
First person to claim this was caused by flu vaccines gets a free kick in the face.
11/20/2009 7:01:56 AM
Barats & Bereta`s Missionary Rap|
When two missionaries struggle with door to door conversions they take their good word to the streetz...
11/6/2009 6:09:42 AM
Crazy Lady Attacks News Crew With Garden Hoe [Vid]|
Just guess the state. Come on, guess.
8/29/2009 12:01:44 PM
A Christian Explains Traditional Bible-y Marriage|
Mrs. Betty Bowers explains a good ol` Bible-based marriage. Satirical? You bet your grilled cheese Jesus it is.
6/4/2009 6:17:18 AM
Boy Arrested Under Suspicion of Being A Terrorist|
Do you remember the US Constitution? Because the US government doesn`t seem to care about your liberties.
5/6/2009 6:07:19 AM
Bailout Spending In Perspective|
Think WWII cost a lot? Just take a look at how much the US government is sinking us further into unimaginable debt.
4/18/2009 6:30:15 AM
Science Professor Proves God Exists|
Jesus + Quantum Physics + A tasty piece of Pi = God. Of course! It`s so obvious!
4/12/2009 12:50:08 PM
Economy Causing More Women To Become Strippers|
FINALLY a positive aspect of the economy going in the crapper. Now can you break a $20?
3/24/2009 6:12:54 AM
7-Year-Old David After Dentist REMIX|
Nowadays, a remix pops up quicker than you can say ``Gee I wish someone would- Oh. Nevermind.``
2/4/2009 9:34:29 AM
Pastor Ted Haggard In Another Sex Scandal|
Haggard is accused of sexually harassing a 20-year-old back in 2006. Hypocrite? What`s going on with religious leaders?
1/29/2009 3:10:46 PM
The Physique of the Christ|
Dang. I never knew Jesus was this hardcore. I also never knew that he had a Scottish accent.
1/1/2009 9:21:16 AM
New Terminator Salvation Poster|
This comes out Summer 2009. Prepare for its awesomeness!
11/25/2008 5:59:13 PM
Priest: No communion for Obama supporters|
`Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.` `What was your sin?` `I voted for Obama?` `Get out!`
11/13/2008 5:31:42 PM
Scary Mask Fridge Freakout|
In the spirit of Halloween pranks and douchebag siblings, watch for your enjoyment.
10/27/2008 3:15:45 PM
Jesus the Magician`s Bowl is Found|
Bowl dated between late 2nd century BC and the early 1st century AD is earliest reference of Christ. I-A-B: thoughts?
10/13/2008 10:45:55 PM
The Devil has come for your soul!
9/4/2008 3:20:23 PM
No Credit for Creationism|
Calvary Chapel Christian School students are wondering why colleges won`t accept them. *mythology as truth* cough.
8/23/2008 3:41:25 PM