Dr. Klaus Certainly Has A Type, Doesn`t He [Pic]|
4/6/2012 12:03:13 PM
This Might Look Slutty, But It`s Smart [Pic]|
Think about it--if everyone at a bar advertised like this, it would cut down on so much time and so much wasted effort.
4/4/2012 1:02:31 PM
Well, This Seems As Good A Place As Any... [Pic]|
...to pee. Also, I hate you, dad.
4/4/2012 9:02:05 AM
People In Shape Will Now Be Rewarded [Pic]|
Keep walking, fatty.
4/3/2012 3:01:17 PM
Mom Of 2012: Another Early Candidate [Pic]|
Hey, if this was real, that kid would have a better chance than most of the other kids that show up in this category.
3/30/2012 2:01:16 PM
The Greatest Thing You`ll See All Day [Pic]|
I`ve literally been staring at these two bears for about 5 minutes now. I wanna roll `em up and put them in my vagina.
3/30/2012 9:49:07 AM
Happy 44th Birthday, Lucy Lawless [Pic]|
She can trigger my pressure points anytime.
3/29/2012 9:37:18 AM
Throwing A Party? Put Out The Party Mix [Pic]|
When hosting a party, food is one of the most important elements of having a good time. Serve your friends the best!
3/28/2012 7:03:24 AM
Regrets, I`ve Had A Few... [Pic]|
To you and me, this would be the biggest regret of our lives. To this chick, it`s just one in a line of many bad ideas.
3/27/2012 1:26:08 PM
Thelma, Will You Be My Racist Bride Forever? [Pic]|
I hope these two crazy kids make it.
3/27/2012 10:01:52 AM
Whatcha Thinking About? [Pic]|
Oh nuthin` just my crushed rectum.
3/26/2012 6:19:18 PM
I Have A Dream! [Pic]|
Hey, you put this sign out enough times, it`s bound to work once.
3/26/2012 6:16:36 PM
Avril Lavigne: Loved By Tweens And Bad-Asses [Pic]|
Sk8er Boi 4-ever!
3/26/2012 7:32:52 AM
Lesbian Chick Asks Her Girlfriend Out In Class|
Equally as cute as the lesbian proposal at the hockey game earlier this week.
3/23/2012 2:00:00 PM
The Good News: You Had A Baby! [Pic]|
The Bad News: You went to a crappy tattoo artist and asked him to ink a photo of your baby holding your... finger?
3/23/2012 1:02:52 PM
I Am Going To Get So Stoned Tonight [Pic]|
And this guy`s going to be my inspiration.
3/23/2012 12:19:44 PM
Harpar`s Bazaar Mag Doesn`t Believe In Pants [Pic]|
This is how you sell magazines in a dying industry, publishing world. NSFWish.
3/22/2012 9:03:40 AM
Ronald McDonald Just Handing Out High-Fives! [Pic]|
Up high, bro!
3/21/2012 2:00:10 PM
Ben Is A Walking Catch-All Telethon Cause [Pic]|
Just a tip, Benjamin: you have that many labels, you`re bound to be discriminated by someone.
3/21/2012 10:00:35 AM
Vacation At Lake Nearly Goes Really Bad [Pic]|
Sorry, this is too close for comfort--that guy in the yellow shirt needs to be arrested.
3/21/2012 7:19:09 AM
Parents Of The Year Candidates, 2012 [Pic]|
We can`t actually see the parents, but if you recognize the baby, please forward this link onto your local authorities.
3/20/2012 1:38:24 PM
Either Grandma Got A Facebook Account... [Pic]|
...or JWoww has finally spent too much time in the tanning bed.
3/20/2012 12:02:00 PM
The Aww Of The Day: Lion Cubs Give The Best Hugs|
I want to roll them all up and put them in my vagina!
3/20/2012 7:00:32 AM
Are You Glad You`re Not Your Parents? [Pic]|
This is the kind of crap video games they used to play... and they loved it.
3/19/2012 2:25:48 PM
This Machine Destroys Capt Crunch [Pic]|
I am so getting this saying tattooed on my stomach, gangbanger style.
3/16/2012 2:16:34 PM