Thelma, Will You Be My Racist Bride Forever? [Pic]|
I hope these two crazy kids make it.
3/27/2012 10:01:52 AM
Whatcha Thinking About? [Pic]|
Oh nuthin` just my crushed rectum.
3/26/2012 6:19:18 PM
I Have A Dream! [Pic]|
Hey, you put this sign out enough times, it`s bound to work once.
3/26/2012 6:16:36 PM
Avril Lavigne: Loved By Tweens And Bad-Asses [Pic]|
Sk8er Boi 4-ever!
3/26/2012 7:32:52 AM
Lesbian Chick Asks Her Girlfriend Out In Class|
Equally as cute as the lesbian proposal at the hockey game earlier this week.
3/23/2012 2:00:00 PM
The Good News: You Had A Baby! [Pic]|
The Bad News: You went to a crappy tattoo artist and asked him to ink a photo of your baby holding your... finger?
3/23/2012 1:02:52 PM
I Am Going To Get So Stoned Tonight [Pic]|
And this guy`s going to be my inspiration.
3/23/2012 12:19:44 PM
Harpar`s Bazaar Mag Doesn`t Believe In Pants [Pic]|
This is how you sell magazines in a dying industry, publishing world. NSFWish.
3/22/2012 9:03:40 AM
Ronald McDonald Just Handing Out High-Fives! [Pic]|
Up high, bro!
3/21/2012 2:00:10 PM
Ben Is A Walking Catch-All Telethon Cause [Pic]|
Just a tip, Benjamin: you have that many labels, you`re bound to be discriminated by someone.
3/21/2012 10:00:35 AM
Vacation At Lake Nearly Goes Really Bad [Pic]|
Sorry, this is too close for comfort--that guy in the yellow shirt needs to be arrested.
3/21/2012 7:19:09 AM
Parents Of The Year Candidates, 2012 [Pic]|
We can`t actually see the parents, but if you recognize the baby, please forward this link onto your local authorities.
3/20/2012 1:38:24 PM
Either Grandma Got A Facebook Account... [Pic]|
...or JWoww has finally spent too much time in the tanning bed.
3/20/2012 12:02:00 PM
The Aww Of The Day: Lion Cubs Give The Best Hugs|
I want to roll them all up and put them in my vagina!
3/20/2012 7:00:32 AM
Are You Glad You`re Not Your Parents? [Pic]|
This is the kind of crap video games they used to play... and they loved it.
3/19/2012 2:25:48 PM
This Machine Destroys Capt Crunch [Pic]|
I am so getting this saying tattooed on my stomach, gangbanger style.
3/16/2012 2:16:34 PM
Possible UFO Seen, Photographed Today [Pic]|
Best proof of aliens I`ve seen yet.
3/15/2012 4:34:26 PM
Katy Perry, Technically Topless|
She actually has a mold over her chest for a breast cancer awareness charity thing, but close enough, right?
3/14/2012 9:43:24 AM
Literal Photo Of The Day [Pic]|
The Dark Knight Rises... oh my does he rise.
3/14/2012 8:39:40 AM
You Too Can Experience Anne Frank`s Horror [Pic]|
Madame Tussauds` Berlin Wax Museum (yep, they`re all over), has a new Anne Frank wax figure in an attic. How... awkward?
3/9/2012 1:38:25 PM
Louis CK Wants To Bone Ewan McGregor|
Get in line, Lou.
3/7/2012 1:11:41 PM
Sweater Removal: One Seat, No Waiting [Pic]|
Now pardon me while I vomit.
3/7/2012 11:50:58 AM
Why You So Racist, Disney? [Pic]|
White princess gets vanilla flavor, Black princess gets what?
3/6/2012 2:39:28 PM
If Rick Santorum Wins The 2012 Presidency... [Pic]|
And that`s a BIG if, this really needs to be his official Presidential portrait.
3/1/2012 2:20:37 PM
Pmarren Identified [Pic]|
In his natural habitat.
3/1/2012 2:15:49 PM