Still a better love story than Kim and Kanye (The love story that even Twilight mocks).
7/5/2015 1:50:44 PM
Based on that expression I don`t think she`s getting a free drink.
7/5/2015 11:02:11 AM
Goats Sing The National Anthem|
Goat Bless America!
7/4/2015 12:16:41 PM
What A Night! [Pic]|
A few weeks later, he tested positive for KitchenAids.
7/3/2015 1:58:36 PM
Like A Pro [Gif]|
1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 tequila, FLOOR.
7/3/2015 1:30:01 PM
Jesus On Acid|
7/3/2015 12:04:09 PM
Most Accurate Fortune Ever [Pic]|
Fortune cookies KNOW THE FUTURE!
7/3/2015 11:02:57 AM
He`s Coming To Get You [Gif]|
Prepare your anus. CREEPY!
7/2/2015 1:34:19 PM
This Is Bananas! [Pic]|
Peel it nice and slow, and nobody gets hurt.
7/2/2015 11:02:45 AM
Highway To Hell [Pic]|
That looks wheely hard.
7/2/2015 10:58:21 AM
Totally Meant To Do That [Gif]|
I am practiced in the art of stupid assedness.
7/2/2015 10:54:52 AM
Hey, at least the CIA can`t read your thoughts in there!
7/1/2015 10:54:39 AM
He`s a lumberjack and he`s okay.
6/29/2015 2:06:40 PM
They Can Dole It Out, But They Can`t Take It [Pic]|
Caution: This is just an enthusiastic description. DO NOT try to have sexy time with these.
6/29/2015 10:58:03 AM
Nazi Tweets During USA Vs Germany Game [Pic]|
World Cup antics. I don`t think this is funny, Anne Frankly I`m offended. It just isn`t Reich.
6/28/2015 1:54:57 PM
Jedi Gentleman [Gif]|
I think he needs a sith kick in the nuts...
6/28/2015 1:50:10 PM
This Was A Total Failure [Gif]|
Unless they WERE trying to break his back. Then it was a roaring success! Darwin, party of one!
6/28/2015 10:58:37 AM
Sacre Blow Me! [Pic]|
Ah oui... j`aime vos waffles bleu... mwua mwua xx
6/26/2015 10:58:54 AM
The Tables Have Turned [Pic]|
Revenge is a dish best served with digital crops.
6/25/2015 1:50:56 PM
Drunk Tries Walking With His Face At Bryan Concert|
The commentary makes it.
6/25/2015 12:04:17 PM
Mother Of All Mothers [Pic]|
Isn`t he a little old to be... ??? Next you`re gonna tell her she shouldn`t be breastfeeding him.
6/24/2015 1:58:06 PM
Washington Redskin`s New Nonoffensive Name [Pic]|
I don`t know... this still offends me.
6/23/2015 1:54:29 PM
Positions Available! [Pic]|
#10, I don`t think I could stand for a job like that! Does a limp count?
6/23/2015 1:46:01 PM
Hank Moody For Governor! [Pic]|
Correction: Hank Moody for President! I`d vote for him!
6/23/2015 10:46:03 AM
You`ll get back whatever I scrape off my shoe.
6/22/2015 1:46:25 PM