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Reality Show Snake Handling Preacher Dies...

Hits: 3059 | Rating: (2.2) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: SmagBoy1
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Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2117 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 5:14:30 PM
@BoredFrank, oh, I'm slightly sad about that... I'd have figured there would have been some excellent company and one hell of a party down there! (yes, pun intended)

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Tuesday, February 18, 2014 10:03:56 AM

Pastor Cooter *snicker*
And his son is taking over... Cody Cooter
*snicker*

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13519 Posts
Tuesday, February 18, 2014 8:31:46 AM
The getting bit was amusing in context, but teh refusing medical attention is the world class stupid part.

I'm pretty sure the crocodile would have been happy to accept medical attention if there was a vial of anti-sting-ray-barb-through-the-heart he could take.



He went out in the middle oh nowhere with no anti venom at all pretty similar. I myself would have a bag full of every variety before picking deadly snakes up.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12564 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 11:25:41 PM
"I'm pretty sure the crocodile would have been happy to accept medical attention if there was a vial of anti-sting-ray-barb-through-the-heart he could take."

Yes; he was a nutter, but he wasn't as crazy as a [i]religious[/i] person.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 9:38:51 PM
Well, that's one down...

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5056 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 8:35:19 PM
Dracyula

""Were you sad when crocodile hunter died?? I was but he really did things pretty similar to this. This is also entertaining to watch because well they're nuts like he was."

He had it coming too. He took unnecessary risks. he knew it was stupid. At least people now know not to f ck with big stingrays."

The getting bit was amusing in context, but teh refusing medical attention is the world class stupid part.

I'm pretty sure the crocodile would have been happy to accept medical attention if there was a vial of anti-sting-ray-barb-through-the-heart he could take.

llaa
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1118 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 8:15:39 PM
Mark 16:15 - And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.
16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
16:17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
16:18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
16:19 So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God.
16:20 And they went forth, and preached every where, the Lord working with them, and confirming the word with signs following. Amen

So remember believers, according to Christ if you get bit by a snake and die, then you suffer damnation. I'm still waiting for my healing touch to work..

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12564 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 6:13:23 PM
In his dying moments, snake fetish pastor no doubt believed his God was either rewarding him or testing his faith.

I can only hope his congregation will question their own faith. But they won't. They'll twist this into a belief strengthening experience.

You can laugh, but a great many people make important decisions every day based on what any non-brainwashed person could tell you was a bull-sh t religion.

"Were you sad when crocodile hunter died?? I was but he really did things pretty similar to this. This is also entertaining to watch because well they're nuts like he was."

He had it coming too. He took unnecessary risks. he knew it was stupid. At least people now know not to f ck with big stingrays.

Those religious nuts will still mess with snakes.

propagandi
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 725 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 6:09:45 PM
Size of iframe must be at least 256x144

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13519 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 4:40:21 PM
Man picks up snakes and f.ucks with them to prove they won't bite him or the bites won't hurt, gets bit, refuses medical attention that would esily save his life. That is NOT misfortune. That is stupidity. That is darwin award cover boy.

Religion aside, we're making fun of his stupidity. Your jumping in on his defense because he is a brother in Jesus. If it was just some moron dying from being a moron, you'd have no problem with it



Were you sad when crocodile hunter died?? I was but he really did things pretty similar to this. This is also entertaining to watch because well they're nuts like he was.

Could this be considered a sin BTW seems tempting fate for no reason might fall into one of those things.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 2:55:14 PM
Karma really bites.

Just like snakes.

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3420 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 12:47:14 PM
where's your god now?

normalfreak2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1939 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 12:44:49 PM
So was he not full of faith? He must have had some doubt somewhere..... It's too bad he already has offspring. He didn't Darwin himself fast enough.

BoredFrank
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2015 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 11:00:04 AM
The snake, when interviewed, stated 'What about me? I'm the one who will NEVER get the taste of stupid hillbilly out of my mouth.'

Doiknowyou
Male, 18-29, Canada
 565 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 10:56:34 AM
Sorry HG for the double up...

Doiknowyou
Male, 18-29, Canada
 565 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 10:55:44 AM
Andrew: It's not misfortune unless you couldn't possibly prevent it e.i. "bad luck". This was more blind faith/stupidity. He didn't get treatment because he refused it thinking he'd be ok...

chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2481 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 10:52:48 AM
(dang, HG beat me to it)

chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2481 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 10:51:21 AM
So, we have a religious fundamentalist in the running for the Darwin Awards! Oh, the irony...

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5056 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 10:49:57 AM
Andrew155

"Circle jerk at the dead man's misfortune!"

Man goes hiking, gets bit by snake, can't make it to the hospital in time. THAT is misfortune.

Man picks up snakes and f.ucks with them to prove they won't bite him or the bites won't hurt, gets bit, refuses medical attention that would esily save his life. That is NOT misfortune. That is stupidity. That is darwin award cover boy.

Religion aside, we're making fun of his stupidity. Your jumping in on his defense because he is a brother in Jesus. If it was just some moron dying from being a moron, you'd have no problem with it.

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4243 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 10:46:18 AM
A dead man's willful choice, Andrew, not his misfortune.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5955 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 9:37:32 AM
this is desperately sad in a way. These people are so bloody deluded they will DIE for their delusion. It is tragic- I assumed they are raised to believe this and educated in it.. I am all for religious freedom but it should not be life threatening. If people have this kind of lethal belief they should be prevented to sharing it with their children until those children are adults. Of course- in that case no one WOULD believe this stuff

ak4775
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 369 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 9:34:17 AM
I love stories like this. Good riddance.

Andrew155
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2564 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 9:29:15 AM
Circle jerk at the dead man's misfortune!

BoredFrank
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2015 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 9:19:36 AM
Wendypants:

It doesn't.

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2117 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 9:06:52 AM
LOL! ... aw, damn, now I'm definitely going to hell (if it exists).

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