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100 Rules To Live By [Pic]

Hits: 10132 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: kitteh9lives
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chicagojay
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 2021 Posts
Thursday, December 05, 2013 7:33:06 AM
103: meh

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Wednesday, December 04, 2013 12:46:00 PM
102 Don't underestimate the wisdom of people with real life experience. 102b Admit when you don't know something to create the possibility of learning it.

Brometheus
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 369 Posts
Wednesday, December 04, 2013 10:18:09 AM
101; Don't take people's advice on how to live your life. Figure it out for yourself. What works for them isn't necessarily going to work for you.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Wednesday, December 04, 2013 8:29:09 AM
Here's another one: Take at least one solo vacation to a foreign country where you don't know the language. Learn how to rely on your own wits and entertain yourself.

I'm amazed how many people, women especially, have never taken a trip by themselves and would never even consider it.

LemonCurry
Male, 40-49, Asia
 1075 Posts
Wednesday, December 04, 2013 4:52:36 AM
reading no. 1: yeah, funny!

reading no. 2: umh, duh ...

...

reading no. 6: f.ck you, i'm quitting here. thanks for nothing.

bataleon27
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1179 Posts
Wednesday, December 04, 2013 3:25:50 AM
always wear a bra to work? Looks like I've been missing a trick all these years.

Fwoggie2
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1754 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 10:47:40 PM
I've asked a (only 6 weeks) pregnant lady if she was pregnant. She evaded the question. Dunno why, 4 months when I next saw it was blatantly obvious...

korahn
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1105 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 10:28:12 PM
#9 - don't dumb it down - clearly this person has never worked in Tech Support

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15860 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 9:40:05 PM
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein

3002-3038
Female, 18-29, Western US
 636 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 5:53:35 PM
WRONG

NEVER throw the first punch, Always throw the last.

FredSpudman
Male, 18-29, Europe
 606 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 3:29:10 PM
Don't knock it until you've tried it? I suppose I'd better stop badmouthing paedophiles then...

LegerDemain
Male, 18-29, Europe
 125 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 2:48:05 PM
If a street performer makes me stop walking I'll likely punch him in the face for being in my way.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12381 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 2:38:08 PM
Well that's me in the wrong. I've never worn a bra to work.

IRockYeah
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2613 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 2:28:42 PM
Anyone else reading this in Baz Luhrmann's voice?

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 2:16:14 PM
I agree with pretty much all of these. Although I travel a lot and rarely completely unpack because I don't want to forget anything when I leave. Packing goes a lot faster when everything is in one place. I think one more rule would be "Never wear brand new shoes on vacation." I go further and always bring at least two pairs of shoes that rub in different places so if I get a blister from one I can wear the other.

AvatarJohn
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 1061 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 2:08:58 PM
#5 - I prefer to use "they" when referring to the government, since "they" tend to govern against the will of "us".

uatme
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1035 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 2:07:42 PM
If you're staying more than 1 night unpack, hell no. Living out of a suitcase is way easier and cleaner then unpacking and repacking.

spanerbulb
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1247 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 12:54:38 PM
What a load of codswollop.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3795 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 12:49:08 PM
#5 - I hate when use "we" when referring to their sports team. There is no "we" unless your a$$ is out there on the field playing.


madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 6845 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 12:06:20 PM
Hmm- know when to break rules- but ALWAYS thank the bus driver.

QueenZira
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2181 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 12:00:37 PM
Yes Agent00smith, if we had a dude crafting this we'd at least have some useful stuff such as, "Don't zip up your fly too fast, sumb*tch hurts."

Tell us more Kimosabe.

incubus_inc
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 979 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 11:50:54 AM
The last one is kinda contradictory to me... if I HAVE to fight... it'll probably be because the other guy threw the first punch.

Otherwise... first punch usually means fault.
Fault usually means jail.

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6911 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 11:43:44 AM
In that case, kitteh, you are now fluffy-pillows-potty-mouth.

Agent00Smith
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2562 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 11:40:34 AM
Only a female could post such a contrived list of "rules".

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1588 Posts
Tuesday, December 03, 2013 10:08:40 AM
Link: 100 Rules To Live By [Pic] [Rate Link] - Your nickname is now slag-muffin-ass-hat-mcghee.


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