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How And Why? [Pic]

Hits: 9365 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Weird | Added by: MarthFador
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OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13597 Posts
Wednesday, November 13, 2013 11:16:00 PM
@icklevamp, sorry, I forgot to mention, the kid wasn't Russian.

icklevamp
Female, 18-29, Europe
 366 Posts
Wednesday, November 13, 2013 9:31:55 AM
"My favorite story about stupid kid names was from a few years back when a girl at work said they were going to name their son "Roman."

I begged her not to do that to her son. I then asked her to imaging that 40 years from now, her son is a finalist to be the CFO of an S&P 500 company for a 6-figure salary and a corner office, and and the other 2 candidates are named William and Elizabeth.

She ended up naming him Robert. That kid owes me...BIG TIME!"




This is Roman Abramovich's yacht, it cost 300million, which is pretty much pocket change for the 50th richest man in the world. Wanna try telling him his name is gonna mess him up?

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13597 Posts
Tuesday, November 12, 2013 11:49:43 PM
My favorite story about stupid kid names was from a few years back when a girl at work said they were going to name their son "Roman."

I begged her not to do that to her son. I then asked her to imaging that 40 years from now, her son is a finalist to be the CFO of an S&P 500 company for a 6-figure salary and a corner office, and and the other 2 candidates are named William and Elizabeth.

She ended up naming him Robert. That kid owes me...BIG TIME!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24466 Posts
Tuesday, November 12, 2013 9:45:29 AM
MEH! A name is just a name. Trends come and go, eh?

Now naming your twin girls "Christine" and "Christina"? THAT is a crime!
(True story! I had them in my daycare! Spoiled little buggers, but cute )

Big_And_Tall
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 36 Posts
Tuesday, November 12, 2013 8:22:55 AM
At least she didn't name it Kanye!

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13597 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 11:10:20 PM
Because the kid already has a cousin named Latrina.

Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3679 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 10:20:21 PM
I have a cousin named Olajuwon

llaa
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1051 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 8:16:25 PM
@elkingo & bacon_pie

The two boys names, are a racist joke and not true.

Link

elkingo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3332 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 2:45:47 PM
The twins would be in their early 20's now any way... thats about when I heard the first rumor.

llaa
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1051 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 2:37:06 PM
I feel bad for laughing, but it was such a good laugh.

elkingo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3332 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 2:33:36 PM
"My dad was a high school coach and knew of twin boys from a neighboring town named Orangejello and Lemonjello."

Are you from Kentucky also? I have heard this urban ledgend about 20 different times over the past few years.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4973 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 2:31:14 PM
So, you want to make fun of someone's name, eh?
Let's try something.

Jay = Loud/shrill/silly (was derogatory: jay-walking=walking foolishly)
Jason Alexander = "Son of a loudmouth who screws around while people work."

Jack = short (not long ago, was derogatory)
Jack Nicholas = "The short victory of the public."

Your given name and surname mean something in a language you probably don't even understand. Ever look it up?

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 1:49:06 PM
My dad was a high school coach and knew of twin boys from a neighboring town named Orangejello and Lemonjello.

Zuriel
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 539 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 12:58:50 PM
..or a parasite


CaptKangaroo
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2040 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 12:26:07 PM
How does a person that looks as old as this one think babies grow in stomachs?

Jake_Justus
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 4515 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 11:27:20 AM

And he left out any mention of the goddamn stork.

toeachhisown
Male, 50-59, Western US
 243 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 11:11:13 AM
What's wrong with calling it a womb? Or a uterus? It isn't a stomach!!!

spanerbulb
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1247 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 11:07:49 AM
Fair point well made.

MarthFador
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 775 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 10:54:11 AM
Link: How And Why? [Pic] [Rate Link] - I guess it could have been worse.


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