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Hey America Are You Sure You Don't Like Soccer?

Hits: 7392 | Rating: (1.7) | Category: Misc. | Added by: piperfawn
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yelloow12
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 231 Posts
Friday, August 08, 2014 11:58:59 AM
Wait, who said Americans don't like soccer?

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12724 Posts
Monday, September 23, 2013 2:07:07 AM
"Woah, Draculya. Fat? Seriously?"

Yes, the typical fit little Chinese girl is about the size of the girl in the picture I posted.

The girl in the OP is morbidly obese by our local standards. That's why expat marriages don't last here in Asia. The husband takes a look around and casts off the out-of-date heifer. Even the girls you consider young and fit in the US are old and fat by Asian standards.

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2379 Posts
Sunday, September 22, 2013 10:19:55 PM
Woah, Draculya. Fat? Seriously? What, do you prefer those skinny little boys? OMG, boobs. How upsetting it must have been for you to see that. My sympathies.

rtevis1
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 29 Posts
Saturday, September 21, 2013 10:44:29 AM
she didn't wear a bra...she was planning on that. meh

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 4946 Posts
Saturday, September 21, 2013 3:16:15 AM
Oh, I know, this "soccer" thing is one of those "sports", right? I've heard about those, don't they go something like this?





Draculya: And how not-legal is she?

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 11:23:36 PM
I like soccer. I like the grace of it and I hate commercials. Nothing worse than going to a baseball game and seeing players bored out of their skull cause they have to break for commercials every four minutes.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12724 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 10:38:29 PM
She's bit fat.

This, however, is perfection.



carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 9:44:49 PM
Crazy Danes... She probably got so bored waiting to see a goal scored that she went a little *sindssyg*.

El_Chinche
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 511 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 9:28:57 PM
Soccer, or as i like to call it communist kickball (got that from an article on kotaku), is boring. Unless you can force someone to have some kind of emotional investment in it you aren't going to convince somebody that it's worth their time, and really it's the same for any sport regardless of nationality.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3744 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 9:26:56 PM
The only thing that could make it worth watching is if they were allowed to hit each other. I do like seeing all the dives they take though, that sh*t's hilarious!

den3jlb
Male, 18-29, Europe
 326 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 6:22:49 PM
Erm yeah, biggest, most popular sport in the world.

Yet again, every single country is wrong and America is right.

gymcoach29
Male, 30-39, Western US
 343 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 5:29:56 PM
Soccer still sucks but boobs are good

Dikface
Male, 30-39, Europe
 38 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 4:59:10 PM
@oldDolllie,
Because of 'Bingo Wings'.

djwajda
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 851 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 4:09:38 PM
Soccer, spawn of many violent riots around the world....nope, still don't care for it.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15059 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 3:53:51 PM
Why did they feel they had to pixelate her arm?

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2293 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 3:36:33 PM
My parents put me in a soccer league when I was very young. I played for 8 seasons. That was every spring and fall for 4 years. Then one day they asked me, "Do you want to play soccer this spring?"

Huh?

No.

No I do not want to play soccer.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4914 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 3:10:32 PM
All pro-sports are iniquitous.

YANKmyDOODLE
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 774 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 2:55:52 PM
soccer is lame, boobs are awesome. nothing changes.

McDuff73
Male, 30-39, Europe
 748 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 2:55:43 PM
the yanks dont like football because you cant have adverts every 30 seconds you actually have to watch the action non stop for a period of time.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 2:41:50 PM

Nope. Still don't like soccer.
Now if the players dropped trow and made propellers, that'd be something I'd watch.

McDuff73
Male, 30-39, Europe
 748 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 2:25:55 PM
the yanks dont like football because you cant have adverts every 30 seconds you actually have to watch the action non stop for a period of time.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12024 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 1:50:38 PM
Always thought 22 Tits were on the pitch at any given time, unless the Ref send one tit off

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3744 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 1:49:32 PM
Yes, soccer still sucks.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5280 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 1:37:55 PM
"Doesn't matter: The next minute, 20 doof-balls came over an blew vuvuzelas at them. She left..."

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26600 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 1:30:40 PM
Meh, silicone.

Anyhow, this might get fans into the stadium, but who'd be watching the match?

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