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Oh Sh*t! [Pic]

Hits: 9596 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Weird | Added by: 12chars
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Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Saturday, September 21, 2013 11:30:35 AM
Obviously.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Saturday, September 21, 2013 10:45:14 AM

"How do you get to be 23 and not know how to pull on a disconnected flush valve chain in a toilet?"

Don't underestimate stupid. I've got tenants in my building that don't know how a garbage disposal works, or what to do if the electric breaker trips. There are genuinely dumb ass people wandering around.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Saturday, September 21, 2013 6:02:34 AM
"How do you get to be 23 and not know how to pull on a disconnected flush valve chain in a toilet?"

I've entirely changed out the guts of a toilet twice! People just don't know how to do basic home repair, especially women. That should be covered in home ec class. More useful than sewing.

IRockYeah
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2588 Posts
Saturday, September 21, 2013 5:39:52 AM
It's a gift from the fart.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25772 Posts
Saturday, September 21, 2013 3:39:10 AM
@lauriloo: Also a good solution!

@turdy: You want to break in and steal that bag, admit it! You WANT IT!!!

Maclean & Maclean - Sh*t! Skip to 2:00 to get to the relevant part, but the whole thing is funny!! The skit itself is from 1978 (apx)

"When sh*t becomes valuable the poor will be born without asreholes..." (Actual quote)

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3370 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 11:07:30 PM
Fill a bucket with water and manually flush the toilet by holding it up three feet and pouring it directly into the center of the bowl, gently at first and gradually increasing pouring. Done! Stupid girl, didn't your father teach you anything?

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 10:53:17 PM
How do you get to be 23 and not know how to pull on a disconnected flush valve chain in a toilet?

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3684 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 7:55:49 PM

Too funny and stupid to be true.
How could you "just forget" that you bagged up a turd and left it. That's not something you forget.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 4:47:45 PM
I would put the turds down the tub drain.

LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4814 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 4:22:48 PM
Fake as Pam Anderson's tits.

virgill
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 3:08:44 PM
http://tinyurl.com/lhu9p3f here is the origin..

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11245 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 2:21:08 PM
Evil_Eye

I think that was stolen from Miranda Hart... I know i heard the story somewhere before
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Indeed it was sir

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3374 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 1:22:30 PM
mcgovern1981. i was thinking the same thing. the water part, not the women part, though. idiocy isn't strictly related to gender. washington, d.c. is full of male idiots....

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 12:47:07 PM

It's not the poop. He wasn't gonna call ya anyway.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5196 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 11:44:10 AM
"No, no. I tried calling you. I just couldn't read your hand-writing. That sandwich spread was the bomb!!"

Evil_Eye
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1451 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 11:33:01 AM
I think that was stolen from Miranda Hart... I know i heard the story somewhere before.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25772 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 11:24:03 AM
Sounds like... fake!

VV @McGovern: I was going to mention that, but perhaps it was plugged? How would she find that out without flooding the place?

Pro Tip: Dump the poo into the water-tank! No one will ever know!

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13456 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 11:14:13 AM
You know you can fill something with water and dump it into the toilet bowl/tank to achieve a flush affect.... friggen womenzz!

alpensepp
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 1372 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 11:03:26 AM
top lel

PirateWillis
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 146 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 11:02:54 AM
I saw this plot in a youtube video...I think they took it from that. Just saying.

12chars
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 261 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 10:50:48 AM
Link: Oh Sh*t! [Pic] [Rate Link] - And THAT'S how you make an impression.


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