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Life Hacks Galore! [Pic]

Hits: 8842 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Weird | Added by: gingernut333
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carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6376 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 11:07:22 PM
Ahhhhh.... creamy, vanilla flavored barf. What a treat!

Fehz
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 582 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 7:57:49 PM
ask for no salt fries, get old fries tossed back in the fryer for a few seconds

paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1703 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 5:38:32 PM
How does one get buried where you're able to take off your shirt and cover your face? And even if you could, wouldn't that just make it a more prolonged and aganozing death?

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2237 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 3:59:11 PM
I'm on a low sodium diet. I always ask for unsalted fries. Of course that means I pretty much avoid fast food all together... except for Five Guys. They make everything fresh when you order, so it's easy to leave the salt out.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24427 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 2:25:57 PM
A mix of "good idea" and "that's dumb"... just like every one of these "life-hack" things!

@LordJim: I know! I know! Amateurs bury them alive, professionals put a PICK-AXE through their skulls, THEN bury them!
Make sure! Leave nothing to chance. Bury them dead.

abby0315
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 862 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 2:21:03 PM
Now it's not the best hiding spot ever.

jops360
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 508 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 1:17:07 PM
korahn/mcgovern - do you realize that some people are not supposed to have salt in their diet. its called low sodium intake and most people in the fast food business realize this. they are not going to punish you for it, unless you are a dick for some other reason. and just for the record there is never a place for unsalted fries because the salt is used to sell drinks. that is why they put so much of it on there.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13246 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 12:46:57 PM
Asking for unsalted fries just makes waiting longer for you and the people behind you, as there is generally no spot for unsalted ones, so thy have to clear out the salted ones first.


So what you're say if it's at a place like McD's enjoy the extra snot in your fries!

BlackHaze
Male, 18-29, Europe
 197 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 12:46:16 PM
@Gerry1of1
Common sense, +1.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 12:29:16 PM

If you feel someone is giving you a false number....take the hint and stop bugging them.

phirephoto
Male, 30-39, Western US
 307 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 12:06:49 PM
Similar to the "no salt" trick, when you go to the movie theater, demand fresh popcorn right out of the 'just popped' area. :)

korahn
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1026 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 12:04:38 PM
Asking for unsalted fries just makes waiting longer for you and the people behind you, as there is generally no spot for unsalted ones, so thy have to clear out the salted ones first.

BlackHaze
Male, 18-29, Europe
 197 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 12:04:07 PM
SO much bullpoo...

Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3679 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 12:02:30 PM
ohhh my god panic pissing

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13529 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 11:55:23 AM
If you're going to puke, eat 3 or 4 Rolaids or Tums. When you're done, chew up a couple more with a mouthful of water, swish it around, and spit. Then, chew up a couple more with a mouthful of water and swallow it.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4349 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 11:51:02 AM
OK, maybe being 'buried alive' refers to an avalanche or sand-fall, in which case yes, maybe. Might prevent your mouth and nose being clogged and perhaps hold a few breaths.

I undestand that in avalanches one of the problems (apart from, y'know, avalanche) is disorientation and the possibility of frantically digging down in panic. It's suggested that pissing yourself can help orient which way is up ( Hint; it's the opposite to where the piss is going.)

I could probably manage that in a crisis.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4349 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 11:42:01 AM
If you are ever being buried alive...

Your shirt is not going to help unless your foe has left you conscious, unbound and under less than three feet of soil.

Burying people alive is wrong and I never do it, but if I did I would regard about ten metres of duck tape and a six foot hole to be basic minimum.


Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3679 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 11:23:56 AM
"If you're ever being buried alive..."

..WTF???? Who is burying you alive? I'm assuming they are trying to eventually kill you. Don't you think they would notice you tying your shirt around your head?

RobSwindol
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2429 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 11:21:18 AM
I see a lot of jackholes out there getting electrocuted after seeing that last one.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13529 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 11:03:35 AM
Do you think burglars don't have Internet? Gee, thanks for giving away my hiding spot.

those are some good ones but i dont want pancake holes or unsalted frys

I agree with you on the pancake holes, but you can always order a pack of salt for your fries.

skypirate
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2039 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 10:52:57 AM
those are some good ones but i dont want pancake holes or unsalted frys

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5461 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 10:52:20 AM
Love life-hacks

gingernut333
Female, 18-29, Europe
 825 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 10:38:31 AM
Link: Life Hacks Galore! [Pic] [Rate Link] - I need to puke! BETTER EAT SOMETHING!??


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