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D*ck Maintenance - Banned Commercial

Hits: 8831 | Rating: (3.6) | Category: Funny | Added by: kitteh9lives
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5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24965 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 3:33:57 AM
@Retaw: oh! No worries mate!
I LAUGHED my ARSE off watching your video! Seriously? That was golden! Suggest it!

I'm just relating to the idea that: "All stories have been told". It's an "Ancient Greek" thing.

I'm apologetic if I came across as nasty, eh? I was just "pointing it out" in my own way...


Retaw
Male, 18-29, Europe
 85 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 2:50:32 AM
@ 5Cats: But the idea is the same. It's not easy to make totally new things funny. Still, it reminded me of good old Drew Carrey and I wanted to point it out. I wrote it too harsh, sorry

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4508 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 2:24:23 AM
Just remembered something from my childhood when a certain TV ad was running:
Max Factor Knacker-Lacquer! Adds lustre to your cluster, glamour to your hammer and perfection to your erection.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24965 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 1:34:34 AM
@Squrlz4: You scurry up and down trees all day! Has the "Freudian Aspects" of this never dawned on you? I joke! I joke! Trees are not like dicks... much.

@paperduck: And told quite well! Actually there's 2-3 jokes total.

@diylobotomy: Me too! That put it "over the top" in that good way!

@Retaw: Yeah, well, nothing is "original" eh? Just very well done! And that video you linked? While both funny and about decks? It's NOT the same as this video.

I have a porch... it's a lovely porch!

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5604 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 9:10:52 AM
LOL...

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2326 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 9:00:19 AM
@madduck, sweety,

Come a little closer and let me whisper in your ear what i would do to you if ever we met..

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5604 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 7:32:28 AM
MrOrange- last time I blushed was 1987...

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4508 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 4:08:27 AM
Went on a bit, bit made me laugh!

Retaw
Male, 18-29, Europe
 85 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 3:45:13 AM
Yeah. Very "original".

fantasoix
Male, 40-49, Western US
 37 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 1:03:25 AM
It's funny because he's saying deck but it sounds like dick!

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2326 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 12:27:10 AM
Seth dog no ya don,t

considering the E becomes an U, and the I becomes and E

Fudux uxprus and fesh and cheps (or, gimme Sex!) instead of six.

So done proberly this would have made madduck blush ,-)

gut of me duck!

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4246 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 12:21:30 AM
lol.

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4246 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 12:20:11 AM
squriz, I do have a deck, it needs a bit of a good rub, it's all flakey. and green.

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4246 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 12:18:59 AM
O_o awful accent attempt. It's those bloody key of awesome guys!

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10689 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 12:06:05 AM
Always thought South Africans said Dick - Deck
Not Ozzies or kiwis

diylobotomy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1828 Posts
Wednesday, September 18, 2013 9:14:17 PM
Lost it at African style caulk.

SethDog
Male, 18-29, Australia
 758 Posts
Wednesday, September 18, 2013 6:01:47 PM
Just another Aussie twat trying to make fun of our accent.. We don't even sound like that, do we?

paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1706 Posts
Wednesday, September 18, 2013 4:47:18 PM
It's the same joke told 60 times in 90 seconds.

danagamer
Male, 30-39, Western US
 694 Posts
Wednesday, September 18, 2013 3:15:15 PM
"I Lift my deek unpredicted" wha?

Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3685 Posts
Wednesday, September 18, 2013 2:33:41 PM
Squrlz wants the D...eck I mean

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24516 Posts
Wednesday, September 18, 2013 1:24:36 PM
I am Amused!!!!!!!!

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Wednesday, September 18, 2013 1:06:57 PM
LOL! Especially the ending.

Emmettyville, do you have a ... a d*ck? If so, am I allowed to play on it?

OK, now I feel really weird. I need to go for a walk.

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1430 Posts
Wednesday, September 18, 2013 12:59:14 PM
Link: D*ck Maintenance - Banned Commercial [Rate Link] - Finally, a product that solve's man's greatest issue below the belt. New Zealand's solution to dirty d*cks.


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