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Only Way You Can Beat Me Is With A Queen [Pic]

Hits: 9363 | Rating: (3.6) | Category: Misc. | Added by: B-diddy
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ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11186 Posts
Wednesday, September 04, 2013 1:42:28 AM
Think his poker face went a bit awry there

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4611 Posts
Tuesday, September 03, 2013 11:26:38 AM
I'll see your queen and raise you.


CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5189 Posts
Tuesday, September 03, 2013 7:42:17 AM
SprinkZ, I don't think you accounting for the cards which have already been played and the ones that are faced up.

There was a min of 37 cards in deck and one queen already faced up. It's between 1/12 and 1/4 (closer to 1/4) one of the next 3 cards was a queen.

BDT1981
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 132 Posts
Tuesday, September 03, 2013 3:21:30 AM
And that is how poker works

Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2588 Posts
Tuesday, September 03, 2013 1:34:09 AM
Card stats are a bugger.

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Tuesday, September 03, 2013 12:25:31 AM
This pretty much sums up that hand.

draino123
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 587 Posts
Monday, September 02, 2013 11:55:17 PM
cinco, cinco, cinco, cinco

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6022 Posts
Monday, September 02, 2013 11:39:37 PM
You mean one of these?

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5189 Posts
Monday, September 02, 2013 10:59:08 PM
"Isnt 5555 like "sigh" or something in arabic language?"
In some far eastern languages, 5 is pronounced "hah."
So, "55555" is "HAHAHAHA!!!"

Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5190 Posts
Monday, September 02, 2013 9:59:38 PM
Isnt 5555 like "sigh" or something in arabic language? Least the game I used to play they did that a lot.

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3667 Posts
Monday, September 02, 2013 9:21:51 PM

I declare that: 555555 is duchy. Grow up internet. 55555 makes you gay.
If you are gay...555 makes you french.
If you are french...555 makes you mexican.
Everyone who says 5555 goes down a step.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Monday, September 02, 2013 8:57:04 PM
55555

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 10127 Posts
Monday, September 02, 2013 8:55:18 PM
dratery.

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 10127 Posts
Monday, September 02, 2013 8:55:04 PM
Cock and balls. Oh yeah that feels good.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5189 Posts
Monday, September 02, 2013 7:47:07 PM
Notice how strong poker face but, still subtle tell of the guy at the far end.

Cocky: "The only way you can-"
Dealer: "Bamb."
FarGuy: "Hm." (Tranlation: "OHH-SHI-!!!")

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Monday, September 02, 2013 5:27:17 PM

If
cock
is the first word in the line it's okay to use but not if rooster is used later than that.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Monday, September 02, 2013 5:26:47 PM

a roosteramamie
a rooster and bull story
a roostererel
the rooster of the walk
a roosterscomb
a roostertail
a roosterer spaniel
a roosterroach
a roosterapoo
a roosteratiel

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Monday, September 02, 2013 5:25:52 PM

cockamamie
cock and bull story
cockerel
cock of the walk
cockscomb
cocktail
cocker spaniel
cockroach
cockapoo
cockatiel

SPrinkZ
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2253 Posts
Monday, September 02, 2013 4:53:49 PM
I like how you're all so smug smiling at him. That guy won purely by dumb luck. 1/13 chance? Seriously? That's around 8% chance to win. You'd feel good with those odds too against someone. He should have won. His confidence was deserved...it was the proper choice.

McThstlpnts
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1494 Posts
Monday, September 02, 2013 4:33:05 PM
That is what you get for being roostery ;)

Rodin
Male, 30-39, Canada
 624 Posts
Monday, September 02, 2013 4:27:18 PM
Is La Coq or roosteratrice ok? I mean what if I had a rooster-sandwich?

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Monday, September 02, 2013 4:12:47 PM

This is how Fate bitch-slaps you for getting kocky.
{Yes, language Nazis I do know that's spelled wrong but language bot doesn't like roosters.}

Viking864
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 1383 Posts
Monday, September 02, 2013 3:53:07 PM
Nothing like a backhand from reality.

B-diddy
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 185 Posts
Sunday, September 01, 2013 12:47:32 PM
Link: Only Way You Can Beat Me Is With A Queen [Pic] [Rate Link] - Witness the agony of defeat.


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