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The Proper Amount of Suction

Hits: 4286 | Rating: (3.7) | Category: Funny | Added by: LikeIGiveASh
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CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17345 Posts
Saturday, August 31, 2013 12:12:51 AM
That has to be a very old Hoover vacuum. Plastic tab, aluminum pipe, roars like a tank. Yup has to be a Hoover.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12970 Posts
Friday, August 30, 2013 1:44:46 PM
New one on me every cat Ive owned hates the racket of the hoover
and scootles fast

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6733 Posts
Friday, August 30, 2013 1:04:25 PM
I told it was too strong.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5738 Posts
Friday, August 30, 2013 10:18:47 AM
@robthelurker
This bloke overdid it.
Too much suction!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 34031 Posts
Friday, August 30, 2013 10:16:57 AM

HA! That was funny. Now see what happens when you put it in the blender!

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2377 Posts
Friday, August 30, 2013 9:29:17 AM
jesus H C.
thats not the way to do that. you keep that vacuum of his head, ears and eyes. and it might be an idea to give it a bath.

@robthelurker
try this.. create a vacuum around a certian spot so the blood rushes towards it... hold the tension for as long as she can handle. let go and then hit it with... well you know the rest...

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2468 Posts
Friday, August 30, 2013 9:05:42 AM
i have a similar problem with my girlfriend.

mcai8rw2
Male, 18-29, Europe
 20 Posts
Friday, August 30, 2013 8:44:13 AM
For Gods sake don;t suck out an eyeball.

LikeIGiveASh
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 65 Posts
Friday, August 30, 2013 8:07:35 AM
Link: The Proper Amount of Suction [Rate Link] - Very vacuum friendly.


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