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Full Metal Jacket Like You've Never Seen It

Hits: 5149 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Weird | Added by: 12chars
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Male, 30-39, Europe
 2995 Posts
Tuesday, August 27, 2013 8:25:31 AM
Another funny story was about a guy who got the nickname HighTower because he was big and black....

Anyhoos he got the rather cushy duty of cleaning the drill instructors break room every night instead of cleaning the ablutions or barracks.

Whenever he got bollocked for anything, or as it was known then a 'nose-to-nose interview' he just smiled and took it all in his stride....but he wouldn't tell us later what he found so funny about it.

At the end of the training he told us - every time they screamed at him about some minor thing he thought of what he did every night in their rest room. It turned out he'd been wanking into their kettle on a nightly basis.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 2995 Posts
Tuesday, August 27, 2013 8:20:30 AM
lol 5cats, everyone's drill sergeant was a mean motherdrater, that's why they become drill instructors in the first place.

I remember coming back from the mess hall in the first week of training and I was the last one in the briefing room...he asked me why i was late.

Late? I'm not late sergeant, I'm just the last on e in.

then it all kicked of for answering him back, and the upshot of it all was because I had gone to the shop to buy some smokes, he took them off me and said to everyone else in the room..."if anyone sees him smoking again, they are to punch him."

I'm sure he was just drating with me, but some did try and take it seriously.

As is always the case though by the end of the training we came to a mutual understanding and quite liked each other.

Male, 50-59, Canada
 28636 Posts
Tuesday, August 27, 2013 2:53:43 AM
Weirdness! It was a good movie!

@djwajda: That's just evil!

My drill Sgt in boot camp was tough too, but not nearly as mean. He'd fought in Kapyong! PPCLI...

Male, 40-49, Europe
 13237 Posts
Tuesday, August 27, 2013 1:27:57 AM
Class, just class

Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15860 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 11:19:16 PM
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would drat a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

"Sir, are you still mad about that? I said I was sorry, sir!"

Female, 40-49, Australia
 4316 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 9:43:25 PM
omg classic

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 5167 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 9:24:50 PM
Laugh. Out. Loud.

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 859 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 2:56:51 PM
Full Metal Disney

An oldie but much funnier

Male, 50-59, Western US
 34301 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 2:47:57 PM

It's only funny when R Lee Ermey does it.
His voice, tone, attitude makes it what it is.

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17367 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 2:27:26 PM
Still funny, just not as funny.

Male, 40-49, Europe
 84 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 2:07:42 PM
Lost some flavor there!

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 265 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 1:22:33 PM
Link: Full Metal Jacket Like You've Never Seen It [Rate Link] - Ive never been more moved by a piece of cinema. NSFW Language

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