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Scientifically Accurate Ducktales

Hits: 19338 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: Weird | Added by: 12chars
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Zequr
Female, 18-29, Europe
 132 Posts
Friday, July 26, 2013 1:45:06 PM
Is this what curly fries truly is?

richanddead
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1843 Posts
Thursday, July 25, 2013 6:21:35 AM
I think along with their penises being corkscrewed, its the longest penis proportionate to the body of any vertebrate.


I guess thats one reason the government has spent nearly $384,949 dollars recording the lengths of duck penises in 2013 alone.




RoboPatton
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2429 Posts
Wednesday, July 24, 2013 10:52:59 AM
You know that cork screw penis is popular eats in China.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Wednesday, July 24, 2013 10:03:13 AM
I'm sure as I write this, Kitteh9Lives is scratching her head and thinking, "How the heck did *this* post get so many views? It doesn't even have any boobs in it!"

Ducks. As popular as boobs. Who knew?

Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Wednesday, July 24, 2013 7:49:50 AM
thats a show i would see

DuckBoy87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2653 Posts
Tuesday, July 23, 2013 6:20:46 PM
11/10


I can verify that I don't wear pants.
And I have a corkscrew shaped penis.

*quack*
<(")

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Tuesday, July 23, 2013 6:03:59 PM
@ Evam-9: Squirrels too, I trust? =^.^=

evam-9
Female, 18-29, Western US
 242 Posts
Tuesday, July 23, 2013 4:57:53 PM
I don't wanna eat them.. Because ducks, especially ducklings, and also rabbits are too cute to be killed and eaten.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Tuesday, July 23, 2013 4:44:26 PM
@ Gerry: LOL. I'll confess to having enjoyed a Peking duck or two.

But seriously, they are very sweet animals. Just look at this guy!


Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, July 23, 2013 2:51:11 PM

@ Squrlz - good for you. Ducks are cute. And delicious.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Tuesday, July 23, 2013 2:14:13 PM
I am going to willfully ignore all of these facts and persist in my belief that ducks are cute. I like them. Sometimes I feed a pair of mallards cracked corn behind my house. *quack quack*

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, July 23, 2013 1:16:44 PM

What quackery is this?

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5602 Posts
Tuesday, July 23, 2013 12:44:33 PM

Yeah- all true. At least mine is female...

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11695 Posts
Tuesday, July 23, 2013 12:03:52 PM
Those sick bastards.

McThstlpnts
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1494 Posts
Tuesday, July 23, 2013 10:35:32 AM
O.O

captkava
Male, 40-49, Europe
 257 Posts
Tuesday, July 23, 2013 10:21:46 AM
while i encourage the truth being told about these sick sexual deviants, not really sure about the pooh stuff. don't all birds have cloacas?

Rodin
Male, 30-39, Canada
 601 Posts
Tuesday, July 23, 2013 10:18:08 AM
Most of this holds true for chickens as well. Other than the penis part. My ducks have penises that are around 2 feet -- and corkscrewed

normalfreak2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1662 Posts
Tuesday, July 23, 2013 9:50:07 AM
Man Disney didn't teach me this!

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Tuesday, July 23, 2013 9:42:43 AM
That made my side hurt!

12chars
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 246 Posts
Tuesday, July 23, 2013 9:31:28 AM
Link: Scientifically Accurate Ducktales [Rate Link] - Ducks are disgusting


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