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Are You Smart Enough To Get These Nerdy Jokes?

Hits: 8440 | Rating: (3.4) | Category: Science | Added by: ElectricEye
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Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 1945 Posts
Tuesday, July 23, 2013 6:08:22 AM
Ha, got about 2/3 rds of them... good jokes!

Runemang
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 1642 Posts
Monday, July 22, 2013 4:55:12 PM
I know I'm a nerd but I figured I'd miss most of 'em ... nope ... I only "didn't get" one ... the cat/roof one but I'm sure it's a physics measurement joke.

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 4546 Posts
Monday, July 22, 2013 2:58:47 AM
I love nerd humor.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11191 Posts
Sunday, July 21, 2013 10:40:45 PM
I got them, but I'm not sure I want them.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 8233 Posts
Sunday, July 21, 2013 7:10:33 PM
Got about 40 percent of em
Im partial nerd

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 22038 Posts
Sunday, July 21, 2013 4:12:50 PM
VV Dammit! I mean @angrynerd

Too much effort to fix... (all those links, eh?)

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 22038 Posts
Sunday, July 21, 2013 4:11:28 PM
Here @nerdrage: Same Joke but slightly different.
Same Again But different.

A Collection Of Bad Bar Jokes At least they're G-Rated

A Latin scholar walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a martinus."
The bartender asks him. "Don't you mean martini?"
The man tells the bartender, "Listen, if I wanted two or more drinks I would have asked for them."

I guess "Martinus" is the singular form.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 22038 Posts
Sunday, July 21, 2013 4:02:40 PM
@angrynerd: It's a "Latin Thing". I don't know Latin, but my parents did.
Martini should be a plural, it would be Martinum OR Martinus if it were properly singular.

However, since it's a name, those rules don't really apply, hence the "joke".

angrynerd
Male, 30-39, Western US
 36 Posts
Sunday, July 21, 2013 10:49:04 AM
Can't tell if you guys are joking or not. Mu is the coefficient of friction. Still didn't get the roman one though

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10118 Posts
Sunday, July 21, 2013 8:30:45 AM
What's the difference between Java and JavaScript? You can always count on the former to take out the trash.

jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2479 Posts
Sunday, July 21, 2013 8:29:45 AM
man... these were bad jokes

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10118 Posts
Sunday, July 21, 2013 8:14:26 AM
Another programming language joke:

How did the software engineer die in the shower? He followed the directions on the shampoo bottle:
1)Rinse
2)Lather
3)Repeat

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10118 Posts
Sunday, July 21, 2013 8:12:27 AM
Logicians wife and the baby:
The answer they were looking for could've been found with enums and a switch statement.

Two hard things:
Arrays beginning the 'zeroth' element is a common feature with programming languages.

Band with no Gigs:
1024M = 1G

Dozen eggs:
Didn't specify if she wanted eggs or bread.

MeGrendel
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3674 Posts
Sunday, July 21, 2013 6:57:49 AM
paperduck@

Generally speaking, Cat's go 'Meow'. A Kitten's 'Meow' sounds more like 'Mew'.

The joke mentioned kittens, not cats.

Saunder
Male, 30-39, Europe
 177 Posts
Sunday, July 21, 2013 4:23:53 AM
@5cats
One to add to your list: miyav!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 22038 Posts
Sunday, July 21, 2013 4:15:20 AM


Genius!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 22038 Posts
Sunday, July 21, 2013 4:13:46 AM
@paperduck: Cats all over the world make different sounds.
NOT really! But we humans have different words for the same sounds, eh?
When a Japanese person says "nyaa" it sounds a LOT like an English person saying "meow"...

Having a "lower MU" would mean you are more slippery and would slide off the roof faster...

Other words for "meow":
Miau
Niau
Niaou
Miaou
Mja
Moe-Moe
Mao

paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1580 Posts
Saturday, July 20, 2013 11:41:28 PM
McGrendal isn't it meow? And what's a lower mew/meow have to do with cats sliding? The double entendre wasn't strong with that one

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 11744 Posts
Saturday, July 20, 2013 9:52:45 PM
Gerry, common H2O2 is 3%. Pure H2O2 can be used as an oxidizer for rocket fuel. If you drank it, you would instantly turn into a mountain of pink foam.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 22038 Posts
Saturday, July 20, 2013 9:52:18 PM
I didn't get "array hard things" or the "Mu = Mew"
I did get the "Roman" one! It was a Wayne And Shuster comedy skit! One of the funniest ones they ever did. Nearly killed my parents! They laughed so hard!!

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 11744 Posts
Saturday, July 20, 2013 9:49:49 PM
God help me, I got them all.

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Saturday, July 20, 2013 9:31:32 PM
Didn't get all of them. The one's I got were groaners. I did like the helium joke.

MeGrendel
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3674 Posts
Saturday, July 20, 2013 9:18:43 PM
@paperduck

Mu = Mew...kitten goes 'mew'.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 11783 Posts
Saturday, July 20, 2013 9:09:31 PM
Sadly, yes.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 10249 Posts
Saturday, July 20, 2013 8:42:45 PM
I get them, but they're just not funny, nor are they proof of intelligence. A British accent* is the only true proof of intelligence.

*Not Geordie

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