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Cutting Down on Cigarettes? [Pic]

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tatripp
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1201 Posts
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 3:04:29 PM
Hahahahah. Brilliant

monkerz
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 142 Posts
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 12:14:48 PM
That's like trying to make your blanket longer by cutting off one end and sewing it on the other.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:52:36 PM
@ Nettech: LOL. I kind of do that already: I drink my coffee from these big ol' Le Creuset mugs, which hold a little over 12 ozs. I was watching a WW2 era movie the other day starring Gregory Peck (I forget which). He's a commander in the military and at one point he and his men take a coffee break. They sip their coffee out of little 5 oz coffee cups (with saucers, of course): three or four slurps and you're done.

We have upped the portion sizes insanely in every area of food and beverage. In the area of coffee, I approve. =@.@= (That's the international Overcaffeinated Squirrel emoticon, btw.)

tsiemens
Male, 30-39, Canada
 506 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:48:51 PM
I take this approach with beer - get the king cans

nettech98
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 989 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:40:42 PM
"OK, I haven't had my daily coffee yet and it's making me irrational and cranky. "

Squrlz, you can drink fewer cups of coffee by drinking bigger ones. It's wacky but it works

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:07:54 PM
OK, I haven't had my daily coffee yet and it's making me irrational and cranky. Sorry, everyone.

~Squrlz departs to make a coffee~

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:04:29 PM
I have an idea. From now on, whenever I buy a coffee at said convenience store, I'll approach one of these pack-whackers: circling my coffee slowly in the air in a counterclockwise direction, I'll scream "HURRRRRR HURRRRRR HURRRRRRR!"

If asked what I'm doing, I'll respond that it makes the coffee less bitter.

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2234 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:00:06 PM
So, let me get this straight, I light a pile of dried vegetation on fire, and I suck the smoke into my lungs? And it won't get me high?
So, I would do this, why?

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 1:57:46 PM
@ Broizfam: I used to know a few smokers back in the day and they used to tamp their cigarettes individually against their thumbnail three times before lighting: tap-tap-tap then *flick*. The 20-somethings I see at the convenience store slam the pack against their palm as hard as they can and loudly as they can for what seems forever. It's quite a production and makes conversation in a 100 foot radius impossible.

ARRHGHGHGH! As you can see, this is clearly a pet peeve of mine.

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3502 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 1:31:59 PM
I don't know about the 20 minutes and looking cool part, Squrlz, but the packing helps keep the burning tip from falling into our crotches while we drive. When that happens it leads to some very silly activity which doesn't look cool at all.

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3502 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 1:27:39 PM
Cut down on the number of heroin injections by shooting more at a time! Yay!

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 1:22:10 PM
It amazes me to see people still smoking in 2013, especially considering how expensive packs of cigarettes are now. Every time I'm entering the local convenience store, I'll hear the tell-tale "whap-whap-whap-whap" sound of a 20-something male exiting with his new pack of smokes, pounding the pack against his palm to compress the tobacco.

Apparently, 20-something males have decided this action makes them look cool because they do it loudly and for several minutes at a time whenever they buy a pack of cigarettes. It's the most ridiculous and annoying thing to watch. Thank God the current generation of young men weren't the ones invading Normandy because if they were, they'd all have been cut down by German machine gun fire as they stood on the beach packing their cigarette tobacco--whap-whap-whap-whap-whap--for 20 minutes before taking cover.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5189 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 11:35:47 AM
Dude, people don't cut back. They just smoke same amount of long-assed cigarettes.

You just have to ball em up and never smoke again.
Every time you reach into your pocket, say to yourself: "I AM an non-nice individual."

Agent00Smith
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2232 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 10:36:12 AM
Cigarettes, why kill people when they will do it themselves?

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 10:18:13 AM

I would say....correct.
A long one is only about 10% more tobacoo. The length is in the filter.
so if you cut back by 10 cigarretts you've only cut back by 9 regular size...which is still cutting back. So it's a win.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5189 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 10:15:21 AM
"F*ck those filters!! Makes 'em even longer!!"

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 10:11:00 AM
Link: Cutting Down on Cigarettes? [Pic] [Rate Link] - It's like they always say: more is less!


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