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Can Anyone Else Figure This One Out? [Pic]

Hits: 9920 | Rating: (3.7) | Category: Weird | Added by: kitteh9lives
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ajd121
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 543 Posts
Friday, June 21, 2013 8:31:30 AM
Depending on how much he weighed he might have just tried to hang himself, that could easily result in decapitation.

richanddead
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1564 Posts
Thursday, June 20, 2013 4:42:38 AM
Yea, sometimes this happens when people try to hang themselves but use the wrong rope or knot or place it wrong or add weight to themselves to help break their neck. He could have also just been up there a while and decomposed, it didn't say how long the wife was gone. Not much info here though, so who knows.

Zeegrr60
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 1759 Posts
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 5:06:29 PM
they are the police,what do they care about "Truth" & "Justice"?

Stormith
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 543 Posts
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 10:00:12 AM
"You think this is our guy?"
"Matches his m.O. Look at how the head barely hangs on by the flesh of the neck, hands and feet are completely removed, and the entire body is wrapped in its own intestines"
"Man, I coulda sworn it was a lover's quarrel"
"Rookie mistake"

chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2422 Posts
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 8:13:27 AM


Tulsa's finest!

Thonious
Male, 40-49, Western US
 899 Posts
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 7:16:02 AM
There are no unsolved crimes in Tulsa.

sparki1980
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 329 Posts
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 7:14:26 AM
Well they found a "suicide note". All it said was, "And for my next trick..."

zeplin4u
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 72 Posts
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 6:58:58 AM
wibble4321, Interesting how you have this all figured out, Hhmm.

jbwhite
Male, 18-29, Canada
 841 Posts
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 6:08:58 AM
not the police's fault. it's fox after all.

leckles1
Female, 18-29, Europe
 56 Posts
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 5:44:25 AM
I did actually read a story recently about a guy who set up a chainsaw and positioned to cut his head off so maybe this is the guy??

baradhili
Male, 40-49, Australia
 153 Posts
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 4:48:05 AM
if you piss off the mafia, you die - of course its suicide..

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4187 Posts
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 2:50:11 AM
That's some good police work there, Lou.

wibble4321
Male, 30-39, Asia
 265 Posts
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 1:11:22 AM
Well technically it would have been possible to do this if he rigged up a wire noose to a garage door opener for example. Bind your feet, slip-knot your hands then click the remote to wind in a fine gauge wire that tightens and finally severs your neck. Seems like a lot of work though.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 8233 Posts
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 11:46:20 PM
Even better the idiot reporter went with it!!

handimanner
Male, 50-59, Western US
 1692 Posts
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 11:39:22 PM
What better way to off yerself than cut off your own head with cuffs on?

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 11744 Posts
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 11:03:43 PM
This is what happens when an idiot reporter asks a smartass cop a dumb question.

^^ This. ^^

BTW, at first I thought it was shopped. I Googled it; it isn't.

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 2854 Posts
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 9:41:27 PM
sounds like the guy found in the florida swamp near a gator's nest who had seven gunshot wounds to the back. that was suicide, too.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 22038 Posts
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 9:31:45 PM
Well, it's possible it was suicide... it would take a LOT of work though...

But most likely it's a Cop being a smarty-pants.

Krowley
Male, 30-39, Western US
 644 Posts
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 9:02:20 PM
This is what happens when an idiot reporter asks a smartass cop a dumb question.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 10249 Posts
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 9:01:15 PM
It's OK after all

Runemang
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 1642 Posts
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 7:34:25 PM
"... a man in Texas was arrested today for shooting and killing: his wife, son, two daughters, his mother and father, all four of his grandparents, his dog, his mailman, three neighbors, and a woman who works at the filling station. He claims he was just cleaning his gun when it suddenly went off." - George Carlin

McThstlpnts
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1494 Posts
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 6:57:25 PM
Uh...

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33697 Posts
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 6:55:38 PM

She told him when they married "You cheat on me I'll kill you" so in a way, he did commit suicide.

jops360
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 279 Posts
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 6:52:23 PM
or to poor to care

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1287 Posts
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 6:14:38 PM
Link: Can Anyone Else Figure This One Out? [Pic] [Rate Link] - I think the police may want to rethink that statement. Too busy to investigate?


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