Male, 40-49, Europe
|Monday, June 17, 2013 12:41:30 AM|
Male, 18-29, Southern US
|Sunday, June 16, 2013 6:21:07 PM|
I like the holy above ground pool
Male, 18-29, Canada
|Sunday, June 16, 2013 4:09:28 PM|
The second preacher is exorcising the gay out of him.
Male, 70 & Over, Western US
|Sunday, June 16, 2013 2:45:35 PM|
We gon' waterboard jeebus into yo ass.
Male, 18-29, Europe
|Sunday, June 16, 2013 1:24:17 PM|
@HolyGod - wait a minute, that was a lady???
Male, 18-29, Europe
|Sunday, June 16, 2013 1:23:34 PM|
but neither of them have a better grasp of the truth...
Male, 40-49, Southern US
|Sunday, June 16, 2013 11:45:52 AM|
No, no, no!! You're mistaken: This wasn't a baptism. It was an exorcism...
"Blue Hat Demon-HAH!!! Gonna SHAKE you-the-f*ck-loose from this parishner-HAH!!! I LOOSE YOU-HAH!!!"
Female, 50-59, Canada
|Sunday, June 16, 2013 11:41:59 AM|
As far as I know, some species of cleric made a little cross on my forehead with a wet finger and I was part of God's fold. Fortunately, a few years of good attendance at church and Sunday school cured me of any desire to continue with such nonsense.
Female, 50-59, Europe
|Sunday, June 16, 2013 11:40:09 AM|
One apperas to be dunking a light young man in a custom made stone pool, the other dunking a erm, heavyset.. woman in a paddling pool. False equivalence if ever I saw it.
Male, 30-39, Western US
|Sunday, June 16, 2013 11:32:14 AM|
Come on guys. That is for safety.
Black people can't swim. You can dunk the white kid for a few seconds. No biggie. You gotta get the black lady in and out as quickly as possible so she doesn't drown.
By the way, if you believe in a god that wants you to be dunked in an inflatable pool to show how much you love him you may want to search for a different imaginary friend.
Female, 40-49, Australia
|Sunday, June 16, 2013 11:17:48 AM|
how is trying to drown people going to get them closer to anything?
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
|Sunday, June 16, 2013 11:14:46 AM|
The guy in the second clip probably owed his pastor some money.
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
|Saturday, June 15, 2013 12:58:11 PM|
Link: There Are Two Kinds Of Preachers... [Pic] [Rate Link] - Gentle or Christ! Have you heard of him Mother F*cker?!