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There Are Two Kinds Of Preachers... [Pic]

Hits: 9066 | Rating: (3.5) | Category: Weird | Added by: kitteh9lives
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ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11218 Posts
Monday, June 17, 2013 12:41:30 AM
Mad feckers

syke22
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 1131 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 6:21:07 PM
I like the holy above ground pool

Zismo
Male, 18-29, Canada
 779 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 4:09:28 PM
The second preacher is exorcising the gay out of him.

handimanner
Male, 60-69, Western US
 1853 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 2:45:35 PM
We gon' waterboard jeebus into yo ass.

bataleon27
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1179 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 1:24:17 PM
@HolyGod - wait a minute, that was a lady???

bataleon27
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1179 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 1:23:34 PM
but neither of them have a better grasp of the truth...

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5190 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 11:45:52 AM
No, no, no!! You're mistaken: This wasn't a baptism. It was an exorcism...

"Blue Hat Demon-HAH!!! Gonna SHAKE you-the-f*ck-loose from this parishner-HAH!!! I LOOSE YOU-HAH!!!"

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 11:41:59 AM
As far as I know, some species of cleric made a little cross on my forehead with a wet finger and I was part of God's fold. Fortunately, a few years of good attendance at church and Sunday school cured me of any desire to continue with such nonsense.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5792 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 11:40:09 AM
One apperas to be dunking a light young man in a custom made stone pool, the other dunking a erm, heavyset.. woman in a paddling pool. False equivalence if ever I saw it.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5028 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 11:32:14 AM
Come on guys. That is for safety.

Black people can't swim. You can dunk the white kid for a few seconds. No biggie. You gotta get the black lady in and out as quickly as possible so she doesn't drown.

By the way, if you believe in a god that wants you to be dunked in an inflatable pool to show how much you love him you may want to search for a different imaginary friend.

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4267 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 11:17:48 AM
how is trying to drown people going to get them closer to anything?

Jake_Justus
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 5176 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 11:14:46 AM
The guy in the second clip probably owed his pastor some money.

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1443 Posts
Saturday, June 15, 2013 12:58:11 PM
Link: There Are Two Kinds Of Preachers... [Pic] [Rate Link] - Gentle or Christ! Have you heard of him Mother F*cker?!


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