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Why Use A Bike Lock... [Pic]

Hits: 16013 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Funny | Added by: littlemissqt
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HarryBalszak
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 1596 Posts
Friday, May 17, 2013 8:17:53 PM
"Look, it's Lance Armstrong."

ROFL

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4923 Posts
Thursday, May 16, 2013 9:57:18 PM
"Look here, Mate: Changing the demographic does not make it theft proof."

ForSquirel
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1556 Posts
Thursday, May 16, 2013 5:59:08 PM
Look, it's Lance Armstrong.

KLouD
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 206 Posts
Thursday, May 16, 2013 11:16:31 AM
ferdyfred you need to take your ass back to the banana boat. Now that's sum real talk from a grown ass man. Real talk.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4381 Posts
Thursday, May 16, 2013 7:04:47 AM
Mr O'range: Would be funny if someone nicked the dildo off the bike and put the saddle on there.. Now that be a WTF moment after a hard day's work...

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2299 Posts
Thursday, May 16, 2013 5:12:57 AM
Would be funny if someone nicked the sadle of the bike and put the dildo on there.. Now that be a WTF moment after a hard day's work...

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10009 Posts
Thursday, May 16, 2013 3:11:39 AM
mervviscious
my wife's has a generator on hers because the 220 in our house can't handle the surges she causes...
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Hell what a woman!!

mervviscious
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1807 Posts
Thursday, May 16, 2013 3:06:06 AM
my wife's has a generator on hers because the 220 in our house can't handle the surges she causes...

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10009 Posts
Thursday, May 16, 2013 2:56:05 AM
What am i doing?
feeding a troll
dayum

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10009 Posts
Thursday, May 16, 2013 2:51:46 AM
KLouD

Cuz when you make a comment people just read it and are like "yeah ok" but when you start droppin knowledge bombs n truth grenades then you know its real talk so I'm all like "real talk". Real talk.
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Think you my be failing on the REAL TALK
nothing ive read from thee is truth grenades,
just basic comments - Real TALK

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4381 Posts
Thursday, May 16, 2013 1:15:16 AM
Oooer! Not for me though. I know which side my bread is buttered, and I'm strictly butter-side up.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11791 Posts
Thursday, May 16, 2013 1:08:58 AM
@LandoGriffin, LOL, I just remembered the IT Bike.IT Bike

KLouD
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 206 Posts
Thursday, May 16, 2013 1:07:52 AM
Cuz when you make a comment people just read it and are like "yeah ok" but when you start droppin knowledge bombs n truth grenades then you know its real talk so I'm all like "real talk". Real talk.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11791 Posts
Thursday, May 16, 2013 1:01:14 AM
@Nickel2 Presumably, you'd have to scale up 2x for a Na'vi. They're supposed to be 10' tall.

Rule 34:

Na'v1 Dildo

Fortunately for you, the manufacturer has humanely opted for a 5.1" insertable length.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4381 Posts
Thursday, May 16, 2013 12:04:42 AM

?



ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10009 Posts
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 11:45:55 PM
KLouD

tommy2x4 u be trekcist! Real talk.
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quick question, why put real talk on the end of every comment?
Not as though I assume if you didnt it would be
pretend talk parsay

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10009 Posts
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 11:43:33 PM
That Gerrys??

KLouD
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 206 Posts
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 11:15:53 PM
tommy2x4 u be trekcist! Real talk.

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3317 Posts
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 11:12:22 PM
KLouD is a RACIST!

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3317 Posts
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 11:11:18 PM
Owned by a Star Trek fan.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11630 Posts
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 10:57:30 PM
1) I could ride it without a saddle, any serious cyclist could.

2) It wouldn't take much to put a new saddle on it. They're a lot cheaper than a whole bike.

3) The real dildo is the owner of the bike. Putting that on it with the bike lock is stupid, unless a woman owns it. Or Gerry.

KLouD
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 206 Posts
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 9:17:40 PM
White boy bike. Real talk.

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:57:59 PM
It might be easy to get on this bike, but how hard is it to get off?

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13378 Posts
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:44:39 PM
I'd never buy it. The frame's probably stress cracked from all the cobblestone streets.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11791 Posts
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:21:14 PM
Smurfette's Bike



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