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Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock [Pic+]

Hits: 7467 | Rating: (2.0) | Category: Weird | Added by: stk5m
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Pinkminx22
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1046 Posts
Monday, May 13, 2013 9:54:03 PM
See what marijuana does!! It makes people f@ck peacocks!! Bad stuff I tells ya..bad stuff indeed..

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 13105 Posts
Monday, May 13, 2013 12:57:18 AM
Wonder if this Beckham is the great uncle of David Beckham who also shags a prime time preened bird

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 13669 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 11:05:15 PM
"Shagging a peahen or chicken is totally okay as long as you have an egg shapped penis."

Do you have a turd shaped dick?

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2934 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 8:46:50 PM
"Shagging a peahen or chicken is totally okay as long as you have an egg shapped penis."

I thought the egg-shaped penis thing only worked if you were shagging someone called Michelle? you need it really long and thin... then you can throw it over her shoulders like a yoke.


elkingo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 5056 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 5:29:25 PM
This.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 34103 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 4:21:53 PM

Shagging a peahen or chicken is totally okay as long as you have an egg shapped penis.

beternal
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2605 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 2:42:12 PM
Well according to the bizarre law post a while back, if he did that in washington state, it's 100% legal!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 28377 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 2:06:21 PM
I hope it was a female (peahen) and not a male peacock. That would be GAY!

(It's from a joke about a horse-drater... it's funny, just trust me!)
(Oh, @Gerry1 already said it... I can blame him! lolz!)

This is the reason NBC was in 5th place. FIFTH place!

dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3176 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 1:56:21 PM
so all they konw is that a brie died

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 6789 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 1:44:51 PM
Good- hope he gets locked up out of harms way. Shagging birds kills them- it ruptures their innards and they prolapse as the offender pulls out. Not a nice way to die.

handimanner
Male, 60-69, Western US
 2030 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 1:23:52 PM
Got stoned and flipped the bird.

Geogypsy
Female, 18-29, Canada
 2489 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 1:16:15 PM
Dayum, that NBC symbol is looking mighty fine...O.O

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2934 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 1:14:30 PM
4 years?

So that's how the Bird man of Alcatraz got his nickname?

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 12:47:59 PM
Gerry: We'll have to get those charges upgraded to homosexual animal cruelty. A guy could get 4 years in the sneezer for THAT!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 34103 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 12:34:36 PM

I think they mean a Peahen don't they?
'cause giving it to a Peacock is gay.

He looks like George Carlin



Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2934 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 11:21:55 AM
I've heard having your ass tickled with a feather can be quite kinky.

Whilst it's still attached to the bird is just plain wrong though.

stk5m
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 312 Posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013 10:27:15 AM
Link: Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock [Pic+] [Rate Link] - You can't make up a better story.


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