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16 Quotes & Words Of Wisdom [Pic]

Hits: 16046 | Rating: (3.4) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 8228 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 3:51:27 PM
pmarren

ferdyfred, that's a pretty good one, however mine would be; "Never throw away a perfectly good kitten. Use it as a dick-warmer until it goes cold"
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now that made me laugh out loud !!


- pmarren

Jowsh
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1231 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 2:39:13 PM
trying to think how the dr zeuss quote relates to me and my mildly embarrassing mildly racist friend. mild

Adcro
Male, 18-29, Europe
 366 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 1:57:22 PM
"Mind that bus, what bus, splat"

AvatarJohn
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 845 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:20:16 AM
3, 11 and 15 must be from some right-wing nutjob.

Obamafied:
Everyone knows that you can't be more than you are (which is why government has to take care of you), that intelligence is measured by the number of letters after your name, and that you can't make things happen (again, because only government can make things happen).

pumba62
Male, 40-49, Canada
 867 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 8:28:27 AM
It is best to keep quiet and have someone think you are stupid, than to speak and prove it so.

CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 4289 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 7:24:26 AM
Big-Assed Sign: "Be a MAN!!!"
Cute Little Girl: * has big-assed beard, lips poked out, arm akimbo *
*little girl skips away...*

pmarren
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 3883 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 6:21:18 AM
ferdyfred, that's a pretty good one, however mine would be; "Never throw away a perfectly good kitten. Use it as a dick-warmer until it goes cold"

- pmarren

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33696 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 6:20:45 AM

"Stop existing"
- Old Ollie

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33696 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 6:20:16 AM

Don't through out the spilled milk in glass houses.
- Me

SnoopyBG
Male, 18-29, Europe
 631 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 5:38:05 AM
"Don't ever trust a fart!"

HalfPintRoo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2475 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 5:20:33 AM
Farts follow you around- it's best to keep walking.

Evil_Eye
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1433 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 4:21:39 AM
"Quoting others does not make you profound, create your own ideology to swear by." - Me

And mine for myself...

"Rough waters smoothes rough stones, and smooth stones skim still waters."

SnoopyBG
Male, 18-29, Europe
 631 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 1:27:59 AM
"Don't write checks your ass can't cash!"

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 8228 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 1:27:23 AM
Id rather torch my testicles than stroke a cat
- pmarren

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 5657 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 1:26:22 AM
I'll pass on the "be a man," but otherwise cool.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 8228 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 1:24:58 AM
You cant plait poo

If you are down shi t creek without a paddle
swim


ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 8228 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 1:22:53 AM
'Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.'

this is a bad one

Pedos use that line

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3160 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 1:14:35 AM
"You can't shine $hit."

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3160 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 1:13:49 AM
"There's no glory without sacrifice."

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3160 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 1:13:19 AM
"You can't un-ring a bell."

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3160 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 1:09:51 AM
"Know where you are, who you are and where you're going." ~ Yoda

Pandabee
Female, 40-49, Europe
 813 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 12:57:06 AM
I like this one;

Have more than you show & but speak less than you know.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 11783 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 12:51:32 AM
Oh, and one last one before I sign off for the night, my personal mantra which has served me well over all these years:

It's better to regret something you did, than something you didn't do.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 11783 Posts
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 12:41:42 AM
"F*ck it, you're going to die someday. Until then, shut up and have another beer"

- Davymid, 2013.

Sleepyhallow
Male, 50-59, Western US
 1030 Posts
Monday, May 06, 2013 11:38:53 PM
Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.

You live and learn or you don’t live long.

Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other sins are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful-just stupid.)

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects!

Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a God superior to themselves. Most Gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.

~ Robert A. Heinlein [as Lazerus Long]

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