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Pro Tip: How To Sneak In Beer [Pic]

Hits: 11568 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: Smutleybutt
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cityncolour
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 379 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 11:32:28 AM
wouldn't it make more sense to just pour the beer into the cup?

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4971 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 9:31:11 AM
Supervisor: "You f*cking smell like beer. Ted, drive him to the place we do drug testing."
Dude with Beer: "I'll just quit now..."
Supervisor: "Yeah."
Dude with Beer: "I'm celebrating! Would you like some beer?"
Supervisor: "Sure!!"
Ted: "Here: Have a joint."

ElMustache
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1619 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 9:23:30 AM
How to get away with being an alcoholic in public.

huskernut97
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 16 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 9:06:56 AM
How about just pouring the beer in the drating cup, at least then they have to sniff the cup after you get caught instead of looking in and holy drat, there is a beer can.

blackcatseye
Female, 30-39, Europe
 656 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 7:46:27 AM
Yeah until the beer gets warm and makes you burp even more, and it's cheap Pabst crap too. If you hate your job so much, why don't you just give it up for somebody else on the dole queue and stop wasting other people's time?

sparki1980
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 329 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 6:40:32 AM
What place are we sneaking in beer that allows you to bring in McDs?

Geogypsy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2407 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 3:56:17 AM
Sure, this would work...if beer didn't stink and cause one to act atypically.

stk5m
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 301 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 1:54:06 AM
Pro tip: don't do that. It's easy to spot. No one drinks coke out of a mcd's cup at midnight.

LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4791 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 11:19:43 PM
Why not just add rum to your coke, if you are going to be sneaking in a large cup of coke in the first place...wait a second, what kind of establishment is he going to that allows you to bring in outside food and drink but doesn't allow beer?

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 11:12:45 PM

"sneak it in" ?
Are we 16 ?
Adults don't sneak their behavior.
Unless your hiding it from the government, and that's okay because they'll just tax it or outlaw it.

FreedomFrie
Male, 18-29, Western US
 240 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 10:58:16 PM
4 beers? They better be filled with whiskey

botfly
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 616 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 10:33:25 PM
Nah, vodka(or rum) with your tropical smoothie.....but never at work.

Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2855 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:46:10 PM
Why go to all that effort when you can just get drunk at home?

piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3816 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:30:33 PM
Beer with straw?? OMG no pls.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11634 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:08:11 PM
What Krowley said, and PBR is not beer.

Tupinambis
Male, 18-29, Western US
 566 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:08:09 PM
@patchouly

Booooooooo


Krowley
Male, 30-39, Western US
 682 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 8:17:55 PM
yeah.
pbr and mcd's.
class.

patchouly
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4539 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 8:16:30 PM
If you need to "sneak in a beer" you should also consider checking into rehab.

soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
 1484 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 8:12:26 PM
What a genius!!

DuckBoy87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2629 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 8:01:53 PM
Except one would hear the carbonation escaping, yet no can would be in sight; unless, of course, you keep trash in your workspace.

Now, on the street, sure this would work perfectly.

Smutleybutt
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 886 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 6:53:13 PM
Link: Pro Tip: How To Sneak In Beer [Pic] [Rate Link] - This would so work at work. If you do that sort of thing, that is.


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