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Genius Hemingway [Pic]

Hits: 11537 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: peppyprep
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Male, 40-49, Europe
 1502 Posts
Thursday, May 02, 2013 3:16:08 AM
When I want to see this kind of texts, I just check Facebook....

Male, 60-69, Western US
 2038 Posts
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 9:11:41 AM
This from a guy who put a bullet in his brain

Male, 60-69, Western US
 840 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 3:38:09 PM
Thanks, Hamptoninn. I always doubt these quotes because Abraham Lincoln always said "Never believe what you see on the internet".

Male, 30-39, Western US
 57 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 2:57:21 PM
Not Hemingway

Male, 60-69, Europe
 5718 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 11:01:40 AM
I never pray and I seldom forgive. The rest are fine, though

Male, 18-29, Europe
 275 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 7:24:58 AM
How to be a troll:
act, react, spend, criticize, pray and quit

Female, 30-39, Western US
 47 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 6:38:01 AM
and Gerry1of1, lets not forget the familial tendency to commit suicide.

Male, 30-39, Canada
 1497 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 6:28:52 AM
You had me until the forgive part. Not so good at that.

Male, 50-59, Europe
 5843 Posts
Monday, April 29, 2013 12:44:03 AM
Before you go to Walmart, view this post.

Male, 40-49, Europe
 13319 Posts
Sunday, April 28, 2013 11:59:25 PM
All is good until you realise you work for a bunch
of cnuts who know you are more intellectually savvy
than they are and throw you on the night shift so
you are out of their way

Female, 40-49, Australia
 4316 Posts
Sunday, April 28, 2013 10:52:01 PM
one of my favourite authors. and good advice.

Male, 50-59, Western US
 34663 Posts
Sunday, April 28, 2013 10:37:29 PM

Sure. 'Cause a dead old alcoholic is just the sort of person you want to take advice from.

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 904 Posts
Sunday, April 28, 2013 9:53:25 PM
act/listen: meh
react/think: ok
spend/earn: definitely
criticize/wait: ?
pray/forgive: double ?
quit/try: absolutely

speaking in platitudes is not that brilliant really. not taking anything away from the man but writing inspirational poster fodder isn't that impressive. that isht is easy. to wit:

before you jump, breath.
before you scream, whisper.
before you hate, love.
before you do, practice.
before you post, reread the wack isht you wrote in the comment box, realize it's lame and don't click 'post', watch porn for a while. or, ya know, whatevs, just post it.

Male, 18-29, Canada
 933 Posts
Sunday, April 28, 2013 9:42:17 PM
If everybody followed this advice, there would be no comments anywhere, ever.

Male, 30-39, Western US
 4869 Posts
Sunday, April 28, 2013 8:35:37 PM
There are such better Hemingway quotes:

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut"

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools"

"Drinking is a way of ending the day"

Female, 40-49, Asia
 2482 Posts
Sunday, April 28, 2013 8:16:08 PM
& then shoot yourself in da face!

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2855 Posts
Sunday, April 28, 2013 7:22:47 PM
Whateva mr hemminwey i do wut i wan

Male, 50-59, Canada
 29220 Posts
Sunday, April 28, 2013 7:13:22 PM
@CaptKangaroo: Actually, Hemingway probably would say that too!

What he should have said was: Don't take your wife on your African Safaris...

She was the "Yoko Ono" or "Courtney Love" of her generation... Mary Welsh I mean, the 4th wife...

Male, 50-59, Western US
 34663 Posts
Sunday, April 28, 2013 6:39:03 PM

Before you tap it - wrap it

Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2177 Posts
Sunday, April 28, 2013 6:17:09 PM
He left out before you sober up, drink.

Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Sunday, April 28, 2013 6:14:37 PM
Stupid post, I didn't even bother to read it.

(Heh heh heh... 4 stars, Peppy. I love Papa Hemingway.)

Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 266 Posts
Sunday, April 28, 2013 6:07:04 PM
Link: Genius Hemingway [Pic] [Rate Link] - Inspirational. Brilliant. How we should strive to live our lives.

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