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North Korea Attacks The USA! [Pic]

Hits: 13332 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: kitteh9lives
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patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5718 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 4:55:37 PM
No, if they were attacking you it would be with a zerg rush.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3712 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 11:04:04 AM
@Draculya - The US Navy blew up a satellite 130 miles up a few years ago so what was left of the toxic fuel wouldn't come back to Earth. Not only did hit it, but by studying the footage many believe they actually hit the fuel tank which is what they were aiming for.

I think we'll be fine, and like I said before, you're the one who's in Asia so you should be worried because you're well within range of the missiles North Korea currently has.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12337 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 8:52:00 AM
@paperduck you were at Columbine?

bophus
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 422 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 7:47:26 AM
@Idunthinkso

first he wasnt found in Boston. Second, he wasnt inside the perimeter they were looking. He was 1.5 block outside or if, so that is why they didnt find him. Had he been inside the perimeter, they wold have found him, with no question. Also, martial law was never declared.

Someone needs to brush up on popular topics.

Basically your entire post was incorrect. Good try though.

paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1706 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 7:01:38 AM
Oh God, I really hope Kim Jong Un doesn't see this (I witnessed in junior high school that it's not a good idea to ridicule a mentally questionable person who possesses a weapon).

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13456 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 5:46:12 AM
Iron Dome (5% effective) and Patriot (0% effective).


ROFL!! which is how all those missles got shot down with them.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13456 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 5:44:34 AM
@Idunthinkso

Finding one person in a wide area is not anything like a war no wonder we had to bail your asses out of all those wars you were playing hide and go seek!!

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4624 Posts
Friday, April 26, 2013 2:16:37 AM
LandoGriffin: Ya beat me to it!

Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Thursday, April 25, 2013 11:04:23 PM
Treat, eh.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Thursday, April 25, 2013 10:46:52 PM
A "dangerous treat" awakes? What's that? A jumbo ice-cream sandwich?

LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4814 Posts
Thursday, April 25, 2013 10:44:59 PM
Lifted from this brilliant film.

syke22
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 1131 Posts
Thursday, April 25, 2013 9:29:36 PM
I bet he has the coolest toys

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12337 Posts
Thursday, April 25, 2013 8:59:30 PM
@whodat6484 I hope whatever you now have to defend yourselves with is better than Iron Dome (5% effective) and Patriot (0% effective).

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3678 Posts
Thursday, April 25, 2013 8:58:37 PM

dunthinkso - I agree the actions taken to find the bomber were ridiculous, but that is completely different than waging a full blown military campaign. America is good at war. Korea has a massive conventional ground army, but nothing compared to Americas technology, naval and air force. Bring nukes and WMD's into the picture, and they are dust.

Idunthinkso
Female, 18-29, Europe
 9 Posts
Thursday, April 25, 2013 8:27:33 PM
IDK, two guys not linked to any terrorist cells got an entire US city shut down recently. This guy has an entire army at his whim. You decide how funny this is.

If you want a pointer at how effective the US might be to retaliate, remember this: 9000 police, untold numbers of FBI, National Guard and military personnel couldn't find the remaining suspect in Boston after locking down the entire city for over 10 hours.

It took 'Joe Schmoe' 3 minutes after martial law was lifted to find the guy in his backyard while he went outside for a smoke.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3712 Posts
Thursday, April 25, 2013 8:02:18 PM
Meh... even if they tried to launch it would be blown out of the sky before it got anywhere near us.

dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3122 Posts
Thursday, April 25, 2013 7:45:33 PM
if North Korea did attack the USA; its estimated that 10,000,000 americans could die.

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1444 Posts
Thursday, April 25, 2013 7:19:22 PM
Link: North Korea Attacks The USA! [Pic] [Rate Link] - We should have seen it coming.


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