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Time To Cut Some Onions [Pic]

Hits: 9631 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: gingernut333
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Lednar
Male, 18-29, Europe
 108 Posts
Wednesday, April 03, 2013 12:36:46 PM
@darkmagic14n


Breaking Bad, when Jesse's girlfriend dies and he calls her voicemail and cries to sleep.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5431 Posts
Wednesday, April 03, 2013 10:23:16 AM
yes Old Ollie- I was thinking exactly that... but it is a bit- well -creepy.

Canoas
Male, 18-29, Europe
 429 Posts
Wednesday, April 03, 2013 6:40:14 AM
I was giving a feel till I noticed he wrote "hear" as "here". Now it's gone.

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8843 Posts
Wednesday, April 03, 2013 6:37:44 AM
That's not right.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4427 Posts
Wednesday, April 03, 2013 1:52:39 AM
Similar story on London tube recently:
Mind the gap

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13606 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 10:41:41 PM
Why doesn't he just record the message and listen whenever he wants for free?

Chirpe
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 30 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 10:13:32 PM
drating hell. When am I going to learn not to scroll down to read the comments...

Screw it, There as to be an extension for that somewhere.

Fwoggie2
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1754 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 10:00:40 PM
I don't get it, why is he still paying her bill? What call costs are being generated, and by who???

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11917 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 9:40:51 PM
"6 years on and I can reel off a couple of hundred great things I can't wait to do when she pops her clogs."

Dump her already. Unless you can't do better.

Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2855 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 9:31:28 PM
The dead are dead and nothing more. Move on ya pansy.

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 9:20:15 PM
The irony is she faked her death so he would stop calling her.

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2192 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 8:53:00 PM
im bored and waiting for the new episode of justified to finish downloading, so how about a joke to lighten the mood and pass the time? whats the difference between an onion and a dead whore? i cried when i cut up the onion.

Sistarose
Female, 30-39, Australia
 372 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 8:52:00 PM
At least Jesse was smart enough not to keep paying the phone bill.

incubus_inc
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 955 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 8:40:21 PM
How very sad :(

BDT1981
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 132 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 8:34:16 PM
um dude, do you not have ANY OTHER recording of her voice.....or video. Also, at some point you need to let go.

Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3672 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 8:32:24 PM
Just take a damn recording. With all due respect, of course. It will last you a lifetime.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10259 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 8:14:55 PM
she in his attic mummified
own a motel?

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2192 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 8:11:40 PM
utlanning07 it wasnt just some guy. it was frankie muniz, dont tell me you dont remember malcolm in the middle, thats where bryan cranston, the guy who let the chick who came up as subscriber unavailable die in breaking bad, first made it big.

utlanning07
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 60 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 7:39:50 PM
they did this on Criminal Minds. Cept the guy went crazy and started killing people...

pfkdxius
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 315 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 7:09:59 PM
darkmagic, I believe that was Breaking Bad.

soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
 1484 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 6:47:38 PM
can't be very much with no one returning her calls

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 6:30:02 PM

6 years and not ready to get married yet?
If it was me I'd dump your ass.
But I don't know the situation,
maybe she's just using you for sex.

caduceo13
Male, 18-29, S. America
 73 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 6:22:53 PM
*hear.

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2570 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 6:09:28 PM
And don't even get me started on why I ended up having to pay when both ran off with people I knew.....ffs actually this guy is kinda lucky, his chick died whilst he still liked her and is only costing him a few dollars a month in expenses. That's settled it...next time I'm looking for a terminally ill one.

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2570 Posts
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 6:06:11 PM
no no no no no Gerry...I've already paid for two ex-wives I could'nt afford another.

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