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Taking Instructions Literally [Pic]

Hits: 10063 | Rating: (3.4) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Thursday, March 21, 2013 10:45:47 PM
Idk a friend named her son Octavian. I love it but really Tavian vs Jaxon? Wooo my generation wins.

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3374 Posts
Thursday, March 21, 2013 4:07:49 PM
@davymid. funny stories.

when my sister was off on maternity leave 30+ years ago, the black lady who substituted for her was telling us about her niece who had just had a child. 'oh how nice, what's the baby's name?', i asked. to which she answered, 'some damn stupid n****r name!'

OMG, what do you say to that?! especially when you're as white as the queen of england, like me.

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3678 Posts
Thursday, March 21, 2013 12:57:46 PM

HA! Davymid, I agree. My stupid in law has 4 kids, two named Addison and Jaxon. I hate those retarded names. Even my spell checker doesn't like those names.

Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2593 Posts
Thursday, March 21, 2013 4:05:20 AM
@davymid

Adam Hills has some things to say about names like Hope.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11232 Posts
Thursday, March 21, 2013 1:57:50 AM
davymid
e I'm just an old grumpy bastard, but what the f*ck is up with the names parents give their kids these days?
-----------
yup
I know
My niece just called her new kid Micah jaydon rhi rhi
I shat you not
I just shook my head, and said I will call him Charlie
she had a pap on, as I said he will be a twat called that
and now Im in the family doghouse for being a down doer
still calling him charlie
whatever happens

Fwoggie2
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1754 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 11:57:24 PM
Anakin is boring. Here in the UK we had a woman call her kid Ikea. Said kid is coming up to 13 in May and must be getting some terrible grief at school. Others include Caramel, Moet and Rocky. There are far too many Chanel's too.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12078 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:58:59 PM
Maybe I'm just an old grumpy bastard, but what the f*ck is up with the names parents give their kids these days?

Tedison? Hope even?

I only mention this because I moved to North America a few years ago (Canada) and my 6-year old Grade one daughter has a kid in her class called Anakin. I poo you not, some projecting wanker named their offspring after Darth F*cking Vader. Not even the real Darth F*cking Vader mind you (that would have been an awesome name for a kid), but named after Darth Vader back when he was a gay crap kid.

Also, she's in love with a kid in her class (apparently) called Jaxon, and they're going to get married and have babies. Yes, you read that right. I know this, because his redneck mother has "JAXON" tattoed down the inside of her left forearm, I'm met that crazy woman. Her most recent, current wife is called Adysyn. Not Madison mind, but Adysyn.

F*ck this, I'm moving back to sanity.

Evil_Eye
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1451 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 6:17:42 PM
No no no!
Hary = Thomas
Bob = Chris
Tedison = Laura
Cate = Drunk Claire
Sam = Drunk Sarah

...sadly no James.

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 5:10:26 PM
I always knew I was square but until this moment I didn't understand. Waaaaaaah!

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 5:08:22 PM
Funny, but there's an F in the gradebook.

FAKEBACON
Male, 18-29, Canada
 592 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 4:51:06 PM
I hope her name is not hope...

markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3784 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 4:49:59 PM
Let's hope her teacher has a sense of humor.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3712 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 4:49:03 PM
What the f*ck kind of name is Tedison?

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 4:08:47 PM
Someone's bucking for Special Ed.

HOBYandy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3067 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 3:25:35 PM
Tedison is an awesome name for a rectangle.

jclv
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 294 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 3:15:25 PM
Thinking outside the box(es)!

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1444 Posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 2:43:49 PM
Link: Taking Instructions Literally [Pic] [Rate Link] - Or we have a smart ass on our hands.


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