 HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2905 Posts
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Wednesday, March 13, 2013 11:54:11 AM
McGovern1981
"Jeff Dunham cerebral......"
No problem. You know who you might really like? Larry the Cable Guy. If you got someone to sit with you while you watch it and explain the jokes to you I think you'd enjoy it. |
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 McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10226 Posts
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Wednesday, March 13, 2013 5:56:12 AM
Jeff Dunham cerebral...... |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 10:44:18 PM
Irony is a wonderful thing. |
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HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
2905 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:33:34 PM
McGovern1981
"Jeff Dunham more your speed...."
Not really. You don't like him huh? Little too cerebral?
I'm a pretty big fan of Tosh and CK. I actually just saw CK at his HBO taping.
I used to really like Miller until he got so political. |
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McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10226 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 1:19:02 PM
@Holy
Jeff Dunham more your speed....
@MrOrange
Needs more orange! |
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 MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
1114 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 12:30:16 PM
@McGovern1981
If ever an award was awarded for the best profile pic ever picked. You should win that award for most accurate profile pic in the know universe ever picked. |
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HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
2905 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 12:17:17 PM
OldOllie
"BTW, I quit Mensa because they were to f***ing stupid for me."
I stopped going years ago actually. I only really did it to put it on college applications.
I wouldn't say they were "stupid" but there definitely is a geeky undertone and a lot of stunted social development.
I think it is all good if your life revolves around DragonBall Z or Battlestar Gallactica, it just isn't my cup of tea. |
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HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
2905 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 12:14:09 PM
McGovern1981
"Yes humor Obie Wan"
I suppose. Much in the same way farting is considered humor to some people. To each their own I suppose. |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8727 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 12:13:12 PM
BTW, I quit Mensa because they were to f***ing stupid for me. |
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 HumanAction
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1142 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 10:22:40 AM
Well this thread took an interesting turn... |
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McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10226 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 9:58:25 AM
Yes humor Obie Wan it could retract the pole from your ass one day. It's good to know I'll have someone to readily point out if I missed something though cause I'm working while commenting too. |
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HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
2905 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 9:40:15 AM
Mcgovern1981
"missah mensah massah gracea me wid yoz fo knowledge grata onez"
I think that is a perfect way to end it, given how this conversation has gone. |
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McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10226 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 9:04:37 AM
Does that still get credit the all knowing and powerful professor oz?? |
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McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10226 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 8:55:27 AM
Oh look you posted too late try again missah mensah massah gracea me wid yoz fo knowledge grata onez!! |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16948 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 8:50:12 AM
your / you're (see 5Cats most recent submission)
@HolyGod: I did that on purpose. Actually @madest never made that mistake. It's a "private joke" eh? A little "too private"! lolz!
Other typos I make are due to:
Poor spelling
Not enough coffee
Cat laying on my left arm...
I can't tell if you are being serious or just f.ucking with me.
I'd say he's just "yanking your chain". He's funny like that, and your chain is so easy to yank!
Nuclear fusion is exceedingly common.
"Fission" is common. N-power (and Bombs) works on fission. "Hot Fusion" takes more energy to maintain than it generates (iirc, currently). Thus "cold fusion" would be ideal, but as of yet undiscovered... |
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HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
2905 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 8:14:48 AM
McGovern1981
Oh look you deleted your post and re-wrote it yourself. Good job. |
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HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
2905 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 8:13:50 AM
McGovern1981
"Social cognition is a sign of aspergers syndrome. I'll rewrite my posts immediately for you professor melon head wouldn't want to waste your time on putting 2 and 2 together!"
Impaired social cognition is a sign of aspergers.
There. I'll just start re-writing your posts for you since in a debate about intelligence you make posts that say "it good you know", imply nuclear fusion would be some great gift to humanity, and give the exact opposite of what an asperger's symptom actually is. |
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McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10226 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 8:10:59 AM
Social cognition problems are a sign of aspergers syndrome. I'll rewrite my posts immediately for you professor melon head wouldn't want to waste your time on putting 2 and 2 together!
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McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10226 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 8:03:29 AM
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HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
2905 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 7:49:51 AM
McGovern1981
"Grammar nazism the sign of a beaten individual."
Totally agree. I would never correct a then / than or a your / you're (see 5Cats most recent submission). That is just people mindlessly typing quickly and making mistakes, I do it myself.
However when you leave out entire words:
"they assure themselves an 8" penis is way too big any lady!"
"It good you know alot about yourself"
It makes it kinda hard to figure out what you were trying to say and I have to re-read it. Read your posts out loud. You sound like English is your second language.
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HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
2905 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 7:45:26 AM
McGovern1981
"When's that Nuclear Fusion reactor in your basement going to be done we need an energy solution"
How would that be a solution? Nuclear fusion is exceedingly common. Were you looking for cold fusion? |
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McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10226 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 7:44:53 AM
First the 3rd grade lunch table insult, with the bad grammar followed by a stereotypical "retarded meme image".
Yes, your insults were so creative and the grammar OH NOEZ!!! The internetz demandz thesis quality submissionz said no one ever!! Grammar nazism the sign of a beaten individual. |
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HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
2905 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 7:43:48 AM
McGovern1981
"You must know everything."
Common misconception. Intelligence, as gauged by IQ tests required by Mensa is the ability to PROCESS information. Knowledge is the amount of information you have RETAINED and can ACCESS.
Think of it as processor vs hard drive.
You can be a genius that doesn't know much of anything and you can be an idiot that knows all kinds of stuff. |
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HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
2905 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 7:39:20 AM
McGovern1981
"I'd say your extensive knowledge of vaginas. It good you know alot about yourself!"
Was that actually your comeback? Priceless.
First the 3rd grade lunch table insult, with the bad grammar followed by a stereotypical "retarded meme image".
I can't tell if you are being serious or just f.ucking with me. |
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McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10226 Posts
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013 7:30:44 AM
When's that Nuclear Fusion reactor in your basement going to be done we need an energy solution before you rule the planet oh great one!! |
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