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A Sign From Above...[Pic]

Hits: 13991 | Rating: (3.5) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11341 Posts
Saturday, March 02, 2013 12:41:34 PM
Looks pretty straight forward to me

darkmagic14n
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1633 Posts
Saturday, March 02, 2013 9:34:54 AM
That set of signs is just ridiculously contradictory.


you people and that word on this site...

first you said the church was being contradictory (hypocrite) because they said people who aren't born aren't technically alive, now you're saying that a sign that shows exceptions is contradictory.

protip: the sign lays out the law, if you are too stupid to figure it out, don't whine when you get a ticket.

anyone missing the overnight parking hasn't looked at the sign close enough. the D64 exemption applies to overnight parking too since that 'sign' is a single piece of metal.

paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1706 Posts
Saturday, March 02, 2013 7:09:10 AM
Having lived in new york, these signs make sense: if you don't live in that district, you can park there for 2 hours between 8am and 6pm every day except mondays between 10am and 1pm. You can also stop to drop off or pick up kids for school.

Kegomatix
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1316 Posts
Saturday, March 02, 2013 6:59:11 AM
I'm from a town that had 1700 people, went to a high school that had less than 200... This is really foreign to me.

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4243 Posts
Saturday, March 02, 2013 5:17:00 AM
I see no contradiction in these signs (with apologies to CrakrJak). Sure, there's a lot to read there, relatively speaking, but it's pretty clear. (note that several of the signs are "combination" signs. For example, the "bottom" sign is a combination no parking while during loading hours sign, although it looks like two separate ones--when seen that way, taking them all as part of a collective, there's really no contradiction here)

toqr
Male, 18-29, Europe
 199 Posts
Saturday, March 02, 2013 2:32:42 AM
This isn't confusing. How can someone think this is confusing?

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3377 Posts
Saturday, March 02, 2013 2:02:28 AM
If you think thats something, wait till you read the newly amended constitution.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17245 Posts
Friday, March 01, 2013 9:54:46 PM
If I were a judge, and a defendant came into the court with a no parking ticket and a picture of these signs, I'd dismiss the damn case.

That set of signs is just ridiculously contradictory.

AvatarJohn
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 1007 Posts
Friday, March 01, 2013 9:18:59 PM
It's so comforting to know that the idiots who designed this sign are now making medical decisions for every person in the country.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Friday, March 01, 2013 8:10:19 PM
I'd go pay cash for some old broken down school bus, park it there, and walk away.

ForSquirel
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1696 Posts
Friday, March 01, 2013 7:35:39 PM
drat it, i'll take the bus.

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Friday, March 01, 2013 7:30:08 PM
You can park from 8AM to 6PM for 2 hours only, unless you have a district 64 permit. (meaning you're not limited to 2 hours)

On mondays, however, they clean the street from 10 AM to 1PM, meaning you aren't allowed to park.

From 6:30AM to 9AM and 1:30PM to 4PM, you're only allowed to sit there to pick up passengers and go, which on school days is limited to a 5 minute stop.

It's not that hard to figure out, just a little overwhelming. Stop and read, broseph.

darkmagic14n
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1633 Posts
Friday, March 01, 2013 7:26:55 PM
seriously, whats so hard to understand?

pull into spot
check time
check date
do I fit in all the criteria?
is yes, success for 2 hours
if no, move car



if you want a breakdown, you can park there for 2 hours between the hours of 9am and 1:30pm, and from 4pm until 6pm, unless its monday in which case you can park there from 9-10am and from 4-6pm. UNLESS you have a district 64 tag, in which case you can park there anytime that isn't between 6:30-9am or 1:30-4pm on weekdays, or 10am-1pm on mondays.

fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1963 Posts
Friday, March 01, 2013 6:38:11 PM
Easy - the sign says "Welcome to Boston"

Langer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 391 Posts
Friday, March 01, 2013 6:31:10 PM
Park on the other side of the street...got it

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25857 Posts
Friday, March 01, 2013 6:18:24 PM
Translation: Park On The Sidewalk!

You're less likely to get a ticket...

peakingo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 687 Posts
Friday, March 01, 2013 6:13:44 PM
As a New Yorker, I understood this immediately.

handyman0205
Male, 60-69, Eastern US
 134 Posts
Friday, March 01, 2013 6:04:00 PM
Yeah, don't park there, mm-kay?

atreides
Male, 18-29, Europe
 41 Posts
Friday, March 01, 2013 6:03:23 PM
Monday: 8am - 10am, 1pm - 6pm, for 2 hours only, unless District 64 (D64). Changes to 4pm - 6pm on School days.
Tuesday - Friday: 8am - 6pm, for 2 hours only unless D64. 9am - 1:30pm, 4pm - 6pm, for 2 hours only on School days.
Weekends: 8am - 6pm, for 2 hours only unless D64.

Think that pretty much covers it.

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1448 Posts
Friday, March 01, 2013 5:44:12 PM
Link: A Sign From Above...[Pic] [Rate Link] - And below and sideways and underneath. Can anyone make any sense of this?


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