 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
 6364 Posts
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Sunday, March 03, 2013 11:50:43 PM
Not an F-35:
(1) not enough duct tape.
(2) no XXXXL seatbelt extender.
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 trippyhippy9
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
502 Posts
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Thursday, February 28, 2013 3:03:41 PM
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 klaxor
Male, 18-29, Western US
647 Posts
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Thursday, February 28, 2013 9:58:37 AM
ha, gerry's a racist poo |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2424 Posts
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Thursday, February 28, 2013 9:29:18 AM
"Cassette Player" looks like a 2 meter band radio from the 90's. Useless in a jet.
Below that IS a CD player.
Two screens down from there looks like a 400Mhz two-way radio. Still useless in a jet.
The two small screens on either side look to be PID temp controllers: Gonna' heat some boilers?
You could fly-by-wire but, those look like touch screens that can't be used while wearing gloves.
You know... I don't see engine controls...
And why is "Danger" in English?...
I get it! I know what this is!! I feel better about dinner jackets.  |
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 Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
3338 Posts
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Thursday, February 28, 2013 9:28:42 AM
... so glad this post could be a test lab for the "cock" filter... LOL... |
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 Mikeoxsbiggg
Male, 30-39, Canada
724 Posts
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Thursday, February 28, 2013 8:27:35 AM
It that packing tape on the joystick?
Thats not what she said. |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25693 Posts
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Thursday, February 28, 2013 6:44:19 AM
Okay, that loop hole only works for
cock. The more you know . . . |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25693 Posts
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Thursday, February 28, 2013 6:43:24 AM
cockpit roosterpits
cockpits roosterpit
How odd. If it's at the beginning of the line it's okay, but not later in the sentance. I wonder what else it works on
drat
mean person
I am a racist!
poo
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 blk954
Male, 30-39, Western US
176 Posts
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Thursday, February 28, 2013 6:42:02 AM
That roosterpit is as fake as all their other bull sh*t "weapons" programs. |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5571 Posts
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Thursday, February 28, 2013 1:35:38 AM
fecking bloody rooster c ock crap arse fanny and testes rot
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ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5571 Posts
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Thursday, February 28, 2013 1:33:40 AM
Its certainly scared me
by rooster bloody scary roosterpit
oh rooster!! |
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 carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
4067 Posts
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013 10:33:13 PM
All but roosterpit! X-D What a stupid censorbot. |
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carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
4067 Posts
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013 10:31:55 PM
Cockpit, roostertail, roosteramamie, rooster-a-doodle-do, roosterade, roosterer spaniel, roosteratiel, roosteratoo, roostereyed, roosterle, roosterney.
Okay, Mantistador, let's see how many get censored. |
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 Mantistador
Male, 18-29, Western US
2205 Posts
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013 8:46:07 PM
really... they block c**kpits? wow... |
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Mantistador
Male, 18-29, Western US
2205 Posts
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013 8:45:20 PM
ive seen better roosterpits in flight sims from the 1990s |
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 bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
1980 Posts
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013 7:54:10 PM
Is that an 8 track player below the three screens? |
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 SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
3360 Posts
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013 6:17:48 PM
The government of Iran has now sunk to the level of a Cargo Cult.
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Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
3338 Posts
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013 5:06:00 PM
@Gerry: You've outed me: I'm an espionage rodent, willing to work for the highest bidder (thus the name).
@Whodat: Thanks. And yes, the subject's been begging for satire. I couldn't resist. =^.^= |
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 whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2269 Posts
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013 5:00:27 PM
@Squrlz4Sale - Nicely done, hahaha! I was thinking about doing something like this too. I was surprised at the lack of F-313 jokes online, I expected a story like this to be the target of more jokes than it has been so far. |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25693 Posts
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013 4:56:56 PM
Nice undercover work getting that photo Secret Squirel.
But you unwitingly revealed your secret identiy!
Which is {DUM DUM DUUUUUUU!!!} Squrlz4Sale !!!!
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 Jowsh
Male, 18-29, Europe
1057 Posts
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013 4:54:03 PM
fake |
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Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
3338 Posts
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013 4:21:32 PM
@5Cats: Thanks. I basically put this together based on the I-A-B comments from the original F-313 post.
@Gerry: Why, yes, I think it is! LOL. Clearly that's what the midget pilot uses to guide him to the TargetTarget. |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16991 Posts
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013 4:15:01 PM
Very nice @Squrlz4! Very nice indeed.
(I was wondering what that thing behind the seat was...)
(mmmm, egg salad sammich!) |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25693 Posts
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013 4:13:34 PM
"roosterpit" ... facepalm
" c o c k p i t " dagnabit! |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25693 Posts
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013 4:06:59 PM
Forward roosterpit gadget panel - small screen on far left.
Is that a TomTom ? |
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