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F-313 Cockpit Analysis [Pic]

Hits: 11347 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Technology | Added by: Squrlz4Sale
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Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12564 Posts
Sunday, March 03, 2013 11:50:43 PM
Not an F-35:

(1) not enough duct tape.
(2) no XXXXL seatbelt extender.

trippyhippy9
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 562 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 3:03:41 PM


klaxor
Male, 18-29, Western US
 647 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 9:58:37 AM
ha, gerry's a racist poo

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5260 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 9:29:18 AM
"Cassette Player" looks like a 2 meter band radio from the 90's. Useless in a jet.
Below that IS a CD player.

Two screens down from there looks like a 400Mhz two-way radio. Still useless in a jet.

The two small screens on either side look to be PID temp controllers: Gonna' heat some boilers?

You could fly-by-wire but, those look like touch screens that can't be used while wearing gloves.

You know... I don't see engine controls...
And why is "Danger" in English?...

I get it! I know what this is!! I feel better about dinner jackets.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 9:28:42 AM

... so glad this post could be a test lab for the "cock" filter... LOL...

Mikeoxsbiggg
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1240 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 8:27:35 AM
It that packing tape on the joystick?
Thats not what she said.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 6:44:19 AM

Okay, that loop hole only works for
cock. The more you know . . .

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 6:43:24 AM

cockpit roosterpits
cockpits roosterpit

How odd. If it's at the beginning of the line it's okay, but not later in the sentance. I wonder what else it works on

drat
mean person
I am a racist!
poo

blk954
Male, 30-39, Western US
 177 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 6:42:02 AM
That roosterpit is as fake as all their other bull sh*t "weapons" programs.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11689 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 1:35:38 AM
fecking bloody rooster c ock crap arse fanny and testes rot

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11689 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013 1:33:40 AM
Its certainly scared me
by rooster bloody scary roosterpit
oh rooster!!

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 10:33:13 PM
All but roosterpit! X-D What a stupid censorbot.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 10:31:55 PM
Cockpit, roostertail, roosteramamie, rooster-a-doodle-do, roosterade, roosterer spaniel, roosteratiel, roosteratoo, roostereyed, roosterle, roosterney.
Okay, Mantistador, let's see how many get censored.

Mantistador
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2207 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 8:46:07 PM
really... they block c**kpits? wow...

Mantistador
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2207 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 8:45:20 PM
ive seen better roosterpits in flight sims from the 1990s

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 7:54:10 PM
Is that an 8 track player below the three screens?

SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3368 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 6:17:48 PM
The government of Iran has now sunk to the level of a Cargo Cult.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 5:06:00 PM

@Gerry: You've outed me: I'm an espionage rodent, willing to work for the highest bidder (thus the name).

@Whodat: Thanks. And yes, the subject's been begging for satire. I couldn't resist. =^.^=

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3732 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 5:00:27 PM
@Squrlz4Sale - Nicely done, hahaha! I was thinking about doing something like this too. I was surprised at the lack of F-313 jokes online, I expected a story like this to be the target of more jokes than it has been so far.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 4:56:56 PM

Nice undercover work getting that photo Secret Squirel.
But you unwitingly revealed your secret identiy!
Which is {DUM DUM DUUUUUUU!!!} Squrlz4Sale !!!!



Jowsh
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1234 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 4:54:03 PM
fake

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 4:21:32 PM

@5Cats: Thanks. I basically put this together based on the I-A-B comments from the original F-313 post.

@Gerry: Why, yes, I think it is! LOL. Clearly that's what the midget pilot uses to guide him to the TargetTarget.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26231 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 4:15:01 PM
Very nice @Squrlz4! Very nice indeed.

(I was wondering what that thing behind the seat was...)
(mmmm, egg salad sammich!)

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 4:13:34 PM

"roosterpit" ...
facepalm
" c o c k p i t " dagnabit!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 4:06:59 PM

Forward roosterpit gadget panel - small screen on far left.
Is that a TomTom ?

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