 malikymoo
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1945 Posts
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Sunday, February 24, 2013 1:09:02 PM
hah i love it! |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25551 Posts
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Sunday, February 24, 2013 7:58:27 AM
All this talk about masturbation....
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 Katy526
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
28 Posts
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Sunday, February 24, 2013 12:45:09 AM
LandoGriffin: I am a girl. And I am masturbating to you right now.
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8709 Posts
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Saturday, February 23, 2013 9:38:28 PM
@Ani187 Alright, you have piqued my curiosity. Now you gotta post the pictures! |
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OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8709 Posts
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Saturday, February 23, 2013 9:35:58 PM
My mom used to tell me not to go out without clean underwear in case I was in a wreck. I always figured that if I was ever in a wreck that was so bad that someone else was going to have to take my pants off, I would almost certainly have shat myself, so what would be the point of clean underwear? |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16885 Posts
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Saturday, February 23, 2013 6:35:58 PM
Got the glands to prove it!
@sutra46: PICTURES! Or GTFO! 
@Ani187: Based only on your "boobeh tattoo" I find that story highly believable... 
I'd join @LandoGriffin in the "no one would EVER..." catagory, but I've had a couple of "kooky" girlfriends who may well just have done so... other than that? Nope, never going to happen. |
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 Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
3802 Posts
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Saturday, February 23, 2013 5:57:51 PM
I actually know, for a fact, that people have masturbated about me. Pictures are involved and a shameless male best friend. lol |
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 sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
1997 Posts
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Saturday, February 23, 2013 4:58:48 PM
Got the glands to prove it! Now let me sleep 5 more minutes.
* pulls covers over head. |
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 emmettyville
Female, 30-39, Australia
2707 Posts
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Saturday, February 23, 2013 4:27:21 PM
people masturbating about you? kind of gross and creepy, not that flattering at all. |
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 Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
5158 Posts
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Saturday, February 23, 2013 3:24:15 PM
I must be the king of mammals. |
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 Mantistador
Male, 18-29, Western US
2205 Posts
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Saturday, February 23, 2013 3:18:38 PM
mammals unite! |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25551 Posts
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Saturday, February 23, 2013 3:03:44 PM
Yeah! I'm a mammal. |
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 LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
4256 Posts
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Saturday, February 23, 2013 2:58:51 PM
I do not believe that anyone, anywhere, has ever masturbated to me...I'm not particularly attractive, not even to gay dudes who like big fat hairy guys like me. |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5504 Posts
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Saturday, February 23, 2013 2:57:06 PM
All very true, apart from the masturbation bit,
which I guess you will never know!! |
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 robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
758 Posts
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Saturday, February 23, 2013 2:16:38 PM
that last one makes me feel better. |
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 kitteh9lives
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
975 Posts
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Saturday, February 23, 2013 1:41:53 PM
Link: 9 Things No One Ever Told Me [Pic] [Rate Link] - Words of wisdom. |
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