 MorfeuS
Male, 18-29, Europe
 231 Posts
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013 10:07:17 PM
murikans way of thinking..whoop the gold diggers and other kinds of bastards that inhabit this beautiful world..hear a touching story "so what" that kind of fudgek ya and w/e will kill your goddam soul |
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 InTheNameOf
Male, 30-39, Western US
329 Posts
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013 5:18:55 PM
If it were me I would be angry about wasting money on dead flowers. |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2401 Posts
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013 3:59:03 PM
"I stab you with these flowers from hells gate..."
XD!!!! |
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 Orchideous
Male, 18-29, Europe
361 Posts
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013 2:05:58 PM
"How does he know his love is eternal? He wrote the message before he died. Maybe his love died with him. God only knows."
Just don't. |
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 HalfPintRoo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
2029 Posts
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013 11:40:22 AM
I'm a floral merchandiser.
Cute story but I don't want to think about flowers, thanks. |
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 mntlmstrbtr
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
739 Posts
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013 6:40:56 AM
Ripper398: "It's not creepy until the doll heads start showing up."
LMAO |
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mntlmstrbtr
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
739 Posts
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013 6:39:03 AM
What an incredibly loving gesture - it's not control, it's him thinking of his wife's loneliness after his death. Sounds a bit like fakery, though. |
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 LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
2401 Posts
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013 4:53:53 AM
Control from beyond the grave. |
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 Yahweh
Male, 70 & Over, Western US
6 Posts
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013 2:00:55 AM
How does he know his love is eternal? He wrote the message before he died. Maybe his love died with him. God only knows. |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5504 Posts
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013 12:41:07 AM
Weird, but nice,
actually the more I think about it,
its fecking creepy
Move house woman! |
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ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5504 Posts
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013 12:38:28 AM
Kinda blew the future suprises really
Nice though |
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 Barnk
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
435 Posts
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013 12:04:01 AM
Ha. Depends. |
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Barnk
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
435 Posts
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013 12:02:48 AM
:_( |
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Zismo
Male, 18-29, Canada
162 Posts
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Monday, February 11, 2013 10:05:14 PM
From the moment i started reading this poo i knew where it was going. |
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 gothmo
Female, 18-29, Western US
1328 Posts
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Monday, February 11, 2013 9:39:10 PM
I think this is incredibly sweet. |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8710 Posts
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Monday, February 11, 2013 8:30:59 PM
You could top that by eating her out when she's on her period.
Apparently you missed the part that said she's 68 years old, which, by the way, reminds me of a riddle.
What does 68-year-old pussy taste like?
Depends. |
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 evanbartlett
Male, 30-39, Western US
546 Posts
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Monday, February 11, 2013 7:35:51 PM
@thubanstar: You know, I used to think that too. But my dad lost his wife of 40 years of marriage after a prolonged illness. The best gift she could give him was to tell him that it was ok if he ever decided to remarry. 5 years later I have a stepmom and a stepsister. At 70, he's happier than he's been in years. Babyboomers are kind of like that: very willing to keep the youth in their lives. I truly hope this was just a story and not real. That poor woman will never be able to move on and create new memories. |
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 carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
4017 Posts
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Monday, February 11, 2013 7:29:03 PM
Mervvicious:
It was John Johnson, not John Ahab. |
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 mervviscious
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
1783 Posts
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Monday, February 11, 2013 5:51:53 PM
I stab you with these flowers from hells gate... |
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 IRockYeah
Male, 30-39, Europe
2140 Posts
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Monday, February 11, 2013 5:27:29 PM
You could top that by eating her out when she's on her period. |
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 ForSquirel
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
992 Posts
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Monday, February 11, 2013 5:01:18 PM
flowers die..just like people.. what a way to spend the money your widow could be using their chief... |
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 thubanstar
Female, 40-49, Southern US
777 Posts
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Monday, February 11, 2013 4:49:10 PM
evanbartlett
She's 68 years old. There may be a "next guy", but at 68, chances are her memories will mostly keep her company. I'm sure it's a huge consolation to have flowers from her departed husband every Valentine's day. |
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drips
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
774 Posts
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Monday, February 11, 2013 4:46:17 PM
Like a boss. |
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 collegebound
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
3471 Posts
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Monday, February 11, 2013 4:39:31 PM
well poo... |
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 Dead-Kittens
Male, 30-39, Canada
836 Posts
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Monday, February 11, 2013 3:55:53 PM
Way to go John..how the drat do I top that? I vote for immediate internet deletion of said content. |
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