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The Naked Masturbating Burglar

Hits: 8093 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Weird | Added by: kitteh9lives
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technophebe
Male, 30-39, Europe
 25 Posts
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 1:22:47 PM
See this is why the US is so messed up. Spraying bullets around and killing innocents is fine, as long as you don't interfere with my right to own property.

The fact that the constitution was AMENDED some two hundred years ago to support the population's right to keep a militia does not come even *close* to establishing gun ownership as a natural right, and no-one who has gone even slightly outside their comfort zone to read statistics and articles from the other side of the debate can honestly believe that guns save more lives than they destroy.

Even a cursory bit of research makes it abundantly clear that these statistics about "half a million lives saved annually" and stuff like that: total bullwash, figures basically plucked out of the air to counter the very real and measurable costs of private gun ownership which run to tens of thousands of lives every year.

Kain1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1463 Posts
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 12:43:21 PM


viperjason
Male, 18-29, Western US
 67 Posts
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 9:56:55 AM
@technophebe....either A or B is fine. You have the right to have a gun...but you also have to deal with the consequences. If you miss your target and hurt someone else, thats your fault. If you hit your target, you still have to deal with that consequence.

Either way, it is your natural right to own a gun.

technophebe
Male, 30-39, Europe
 25 Posts
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 9:44:25 AM
"Wife shot three times but missed"

So which is the better result, gun lovers:

A) Untrained user panics and fires multiple uncontrolled shots?

B) 21 year old man is killed because he needs mental healthcare?

C) Avoid the question entirely and call me uneducated for questioning your beliefs?

Answers on a postcard :)

lolumad
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 59 Posts
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 7:43:32 AM
HOOT! HOOTING BURGLAR. I CAME HERE FOR POOP DAMNIT! ALL I GOT WAS HOOT

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5717 Posts
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 6:32:10 AM


tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3367 Posts
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 4:27:00 AM
Is that what they mean by "turd burglar"?

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6014 Posts
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 3:53:21 AM
That's one mug shot I don't wanna see

Pooptart19
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2289 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 11:42:13 PM
see? thats why you need guns.

No. This is why you need to avoid Florida altogether.

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4264 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 9:28:50 PM
see? thats why you need guns.

skypirate
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2072 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 8:23:38 PM
mug shot? wheres the cum shot?

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1443 Posts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 5:11:01 PM
Link: The Naked Masturbating Burglar [Rate Link] - Yes it happened in Florida. Link in credits.


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