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The Moment We All Knew John Lennon Was P-Whipped

Hits: 9866 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Funny | Added by: bacon_pie
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Wayoldman
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 66 Posts
Sunday, January 27, 2013 8:21:21 AM
And we give a poo what you think? Everyone knows this. So we need your F***ing commentary.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 12892 Posts
Saturday, January 26, 2013 11:18:14 AM
...he gets this out of his system, then returns to Yoko.

After which she said, "See? I TOLD you I give the best blowjobs in the world!"

CaptKangaroo
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 1969 Posts
Saturday, January 26, 2013 11:15:38 AM
@cityincolour- You are the one who apparently feels that you are lower than me. You are the one who can't seem to accept that it's fine for folks to have tastes and opinions that differ from yours. You are the one that nitpicks at inconsequential details.
I have no idea who Jeff Dunham or Bill Burr are, so you're one up on me there.
At least you admit to being a troll, However like all trolls, you don't see that you but reveal your pettiness and parade your foolishness for all to see.

whatru
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 19 Posts
Saturday, January 26, 2013 3:36:21 AM
OldOllie, this is a funny bit, but it reveals nothing about one of the most remarkable relationships of the 20th century. When Lennon became restless in his marriage, Yoko suggested to their young, pretty, Asian assistant, May Pang, to begin an affair with him. It happens, they move to the west coast, he gets this out of his system, then returns to Yoko. From that perspective Yoko Ono becomes every guy's "dream wife."

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 12892 Posts
Friday, January 25, 2013 8:05:00 PM
All I can say is, she must have given the world's greatest blowjobs.

Anyone have a better explanation?

cityncolour
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 379 Posts
Friday, January 25, 2013 4:29:04 PM
@CaptKangaroo
on a second note, i do happen to find it adorable that you think that i take your idiocies to a level of personal offense.. no no no, sir... this is just fun for me. nothing is more entertaining that trolling a twat.

cityncolour
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 379 Posts
Friday, January 25, 2013 4:20:53 PM
@CaptKangaroo
only.. there is a point to it. like i said, maybe you might like jeff dunham, or someone a little more clean, but your attempt at raising yourself above the rest of us who do enjoy this "pointless", "mindless" and "inarticulate" kind of humor, only serves to illustrate your own pretentious and closed minded nature. kind of like, i don't know, trying to claim that the legacy of the most successful and influential musicians in the modern modern music era "is, in fact, debatable" no. wrong. you may not enjoy the beatles, and that is fair, but what they accomplished and their body of work speak for themselves. they span generations... they span genres... borders... and continue to break records decades after they quit producing music. yep, sure enough. debatable. i like the beatles, but i, by no means, worship them. i can, however, recognize greatness when i see it. you like how nice and squeeky clean my language is this time?

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2485 Posts
Friday, January 25, 2013 8:50:56 AM
pmsl... I love Bill Burr when he goes off on one.


kvetcher
Male, 50-59, Europe
 162 Posts
Friday, January 25, 2013 4:57:31 AM
The news of Lennon's death broke about breakfast-time in the UK, and I was in the pub at lunch and someone walked in and announced : "Stupid Yank shot the wrong f***ing one." Was there ever a musical decline faster than the one between "Imagine" (early 1971) and "Some Time in New York City" (March 1972)? I still have the latter (played once) - too ashamed even to take it to the charity shop. If anyone disagrees, I'll post some of Yoko's lyrics - that'll learn ya.
And after he died, of course, she gave up pretending to be a musician and did what she was always going to do, only sooner, and live off his royalties.

SpermNinja81
Male, 30-39, Australia
 458 Posts
Friday, January 25, 2013 1:09:41 AM
And yeah, Yoko was a talentless succubus, and I'll never understand why Lennon took up with her when he could've done so much better. but she wasn't solely responsible for the breakup of the Beatles. That was more down to tension between Lennon and Mcartney. It's sad that lennon was taken away like he was, it would've been interesting to see what could've been. he was a great musician on his own, but maybe the Beatles could've had their time apart and reunite later on? we'll never know now.

SpermNinja81
Male, 30-39, Australia
 458 Posts
Friday, January 25, 2013 1:03:25 AM
Bill Burr is it? I like this guy's style. As for the Beatles, They made some truly groundbreaking music, and were capable of some really great songwriting. But they were also just in the right place at the right time with the right promotion and management. if it wasn't the Beatles it would've been someone else. there's been hundreds of parallels before and since (the sex pistols come to mind,I like 'em but they're nowhere near the best punk band) What made the Beatles so huge is they broke into the charts at the exact right moment, as teens and young adults were for the first time the biggest influence on record sales and radio station playlists. they've been outsold and faded into history, but due to the sheer number of musical genres and artists out there now, no-one will ever have the level of 'mania' that these guys experienced. Beiber and psy are another example, if it wasn't for youtube being a fairly new thing those guys would've faded into obscurity.

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4023 Posts
Thursday, January 24, 2013 2:57:19 PM
Outstanding!!!!

frnttrndy
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 49 Posts
Thursday, January 24, 2013 2:51:19 PM
I seen a Frank Zappa video with John and Mutt. The vid was great until Yoko opened her mouth. She started screeming like she was in labor. Once again she ruined a great moment. Ironiclly they were playing the torture never stops

CaptKangaroo
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 1969 Posts
Thursday, January 24, 2013 11:38:49 AM
@Evil Eye- While imitation may be a form of flattery, and record sales may indicate popularity, neither are a reliable measurement of quality. I give you Justin Bieber as an example.
People still talk about Tiny Tim and Herman's hermits- big whoop.
I did mention that the Beatles were well marketed, they also had fantastic studio musicians sitting in on studio work- and judging by the live performances I experienced- at which young women were paid to scream incessantly to whip up the other young women, the studio work was extensive.
The Beatles were not- in my opinion- as talented as the Doors, or Eric Clapton, JJ cale, Yes, ELP, Steppenwolf or Carole King- to name a few.
Folks seem to be stuck on the word legacy. My opinion is that the content of their legacy is the music they made. End of story. That's what I judge them by. Not who's talking about them. Not who rated them highly on some arbitrary list. Those are meaningless to me as they have absolutely nothing to do w

CaptKangaroo
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 1969 Posts
Thursday, January 24, 2013 11:13:22 AM
@Patchouly-
If by musician you mean a person that works as a paid performer, writer, manager, sound tech, roadie, corporate hack- or any of the other positions in the industry, then no, I am not.
If your definition is a person that can read, write and perform music, albeit in an unpaid manner, as a hobby, then yes, I am.
I did not say the Beatles were 'bad', or that I didn't like their music. I said they were over rated. There are songs of theirs I enjoy- I just think that there was lots of calculated 'hype', generated by those that were responsible for record sales. I did acknowledge that they were well marketed.
I don't know how the music field works, nor do I care. I'm not IN the music business. I'm a listener/appreciator. As such, much like anybody else- including those in the industry- I have my opinions. You don't have to agree with them, or even like them. Just as I don't have to agree or like yours- though I may see valid aspects, or may agree. We call this f

patchouly
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4457 Posts
Thursday, January 24, 2013 10:47:56 AM
@CaptKangaroo:
I'd bet money that you are not a musician. You obviously have no concept of how the music field works.

As an example, I hate Elvis. Hate his music. However, not for one second would I deny the huge contribution he made to the music industry nor would I say his music was bad. It's just not something I like.

Don't let your personal preferences influence your observations.

Evil_Eye
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1440 Posts
Thursday, January 24, 2013 9:24:26 AM
@CaptKangaroo: The Beatles is the second most impersonated band, just after Elvis and before Queen. People are still buying their stuff and talk about them 44 years on. Hell, they are the only band to have three albums in the best-selling album list.

Debating their legacy is like debating if the sky is blue. Music is subjective... don't think that if you don't like it no body else should. That is the kind og crap I normally hear from 18 year old know it all teens, not 56 year old men.

handimanner
Male, 70 & Over, Western US
 1778 Posts
Thursday, January 24, 2013 8:38:03 AM
Women in comfortable shoes like Yoko.
All things equal. When Linda was in Wings with Paul instructions were to shut her mic off at the board so it looked like she was singing. Obviously this trick was not used by John.

andybme
Male, 50-59, Western US
 296 Posts
Thursday, January 24, 2013 6:42:32 AM
Had to watch this on youtube and he's right. WTF were they thinking to let her do whatever you call that that whatever it was she did in the microphone. my god.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5683 Posts
Thursday, January 24, 2013 5:44:18 AM
That was pretty funny.

Beardofzeus
Male, 30-39, Europe
 643 Posts
Thursday, January 24, 2013 4:11:58 AM
Bill Burr is superb. Yoko Ono is not.

MitchDaComic
Male, 30-39, Western US
 19 Posts
Thursday, January 24, 2013 3:27:15 AM
Bill Burr didn't make a video to narrate over. Bill has a podcast "The Monday Morning Podcast". A fan of his took the soundbite and made a video to go along with it.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 9533 Posts
Thursday, January 24, 2013 12:07:22 AM
To be fair
who else apart from Lennon likes/liked
Yoko Ono??

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33883 Posts
Wednesday, January 23, 2013 7:32:48 PM

I think it's even funnier the second time you listen to it.

Scuzoid
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1270 Posts
Wednesday, January 23, 2013 7:28:30 PM
"I'm sorry, it's okay to comment now and then, but what was the reason to keep talking through the entire video."

He's a comic. Yes, his comedy tends to exude misogynistic attitude, but really, he only "attacks" women who deserve it and most of his material can easily be used against men of the same character, he just almost never does so. Anger comedy isn't for everyone, but he's not bad at it at least. Try some of his netflix specials if you wanna give him another chance.

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