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Death By Baptism? [Pic]

Hits: 11013 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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InTheNameOf
Male, 30-39, Western US
 335 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:45:50 AM
Ah, yes, nothing like a baptism in the sacred kiddie pool. Can I get a plastic jesus to hang from my rear-view mirror to commemorate the event?

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5380 Posts
Thursday, January 10, 2013 12:56:31 AM
"...And, after that day, Darian the Pious was for ever unable to go five minutes without swearing, along with having an irrational fear of kiddie pools.."

cheeseb
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 253 Posts
Wednesday, January 09, 2013 9:22:14 PM
Ima baptize the SH*T out yo A$$!!

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17359 Posts
Wednesday, January 09, 2013 12:17:52 PM
That was more of a slam dunk than a baptism.

IRockYeah
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2613 Posts
Wednesday, January 09, 2013 6:10:02 AM
Either that or Westboro will waterboard you.

Lord_Jereth
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 716 Posts
Wednesday, January 09, 2013 3:44:36 AM
"Yeah, aight. You wanna be saved? You saved, biatch! Now git yo azz outta my pool!

LJ

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 13139 Posts
Wednesday, January 09, 2013 1:42:22 AM
Looks a tad vigorous
I would have to twat the sod

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6864 Posts
Wednesday, January 09, 2013 12:57:48 AM
"Grrr...I said, praise the Lord"

eduardoleon
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 501 Posts
Wednesday, January 09, 2013 12:16:18 AM
i lold now i'm going to hell

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Tuesday, January 08, 2013 9:47:27 PM
Another in a recent rash of forcible baptisms.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Tuesday, January 08, 2013 8:22:22 PM
Then the fat guy stands up and sits on the guy who threw him into the water. Game over.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12144 Posts
Tuesday, January 08, 2013 7:46:35 PM
Not sure if Baptism or waterboarding...

thesandwich
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 151 Posts
Tuesday, January 08, 2013 7:25:49 PM
It's not okay if he dies. The Catholic (I know it's a sect of Christianity) religion says you have to eat his body and drink his blood or you will go to hell. Quick shove some crackers and wine down his throat.

soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
 1560 Posts
Tuesday, January 08, 2013 6:58:16 PM
Another silly club hazing

ReBoot
Male, 18-29, Canada
 229 Posts
Tuesday, January 08, 2013 6:52:16 PM
The inflatable pool really detracts fro the holiness imo

Still, i suppose it makes just as much sense as any other baptism lol

TuckFarted
Female, 18-29, Europe
 87 Posts
Tuesday, January 08, 2013 6:27:48 PM
'Smack my bitch up' by the Prodigy would be a good song for this gif...

Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2855 Posts
Tuesday, January 08, 2013 6:01:15 PM
FINISH HIM

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5520 Posts
Tuesday, January 08, 2013 5:52:45 PM
If you think being dunked in a pool of water somehow makes an omniscient sky lord love you more you should probably drown anyway. It will be better for the gene pool.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 34123 Posts
Tuesday, January 08, 2013 5:32:23 PM

It's okay, if you die in a state of grace you go to heaven.

Sistarose
Female, 30-39, Australia
 372 Posts
Tuesday, January 08, 2013 5:30:48 PM
"Do you feel the holly spirit?" Not sure, is it a little like drowning while a shark thrashes you around.

ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2303 Posts
Tuesday, January 08, 2013 5:09:33 PM
and people ask me why i'm atheist

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2537 Posts
Tuesday, January 08, 2013 4:57:41 PM
Link: Death By Baptism? [Pic] [Rate Link] - There's gotta be an easier way to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.


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