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Water Bottle Drug Stash

Hits: 9931 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2192 Posts
Sunday, January 06, 2013 9:29:36 AM
my friends mother wasnt allowed on a flight because she was trying to bring a bottle of water on board for her pregnant daughter.

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2570 Posts
Saturday, January 05, 2013 1:25:21 PM
I've always found it easy to get through customs with weed when coming back from Amsterdam....usually by having large quantities of it in my blood stream before arriving at the airport.

I have brought small quantities back a couple of times in smoke packets and really obvious places...whether they didn't find it in my hand luggage or just weren't interested in the odd gram of skunk I'll never know.

And in Europe it's pretty easy to cross borders with it if you've bought it in Amsterdam because the first you notice you've actually crossed a border is as a sign saying 'welcome to ....' whizzes past the car window - there are very rarely any police or customs presence at them.

andybme
Male, 50-59, Western US
 296 Posts
Saturday, January 05, 2013 5:43:44 AM
Every airport that I've been thru won't let you past the security check point with a water bottle.

klaxor
Male, 18-29, Western US
 647 Posts
Saturday, January 05, 2013 2:24:49 AM
Great trick, but it can't fool the xray.

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5510 Posts
Saturday, January 05, 2013 1:51:22 AM
@carmium, baddum-tishhhh

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6389 Posts
Friday, January 04, 2013 10:19:11 PM
Guy rides up to US Customs on a bike one day. He's got two big sand bags slung over the rack.
"What's in the bags?" asks Customs agent.
"Sand."
"Uh-huh. Pull over there!" The agent goes thru the bags with a sifter, can't find a thing in what looks like plain sand. Reluctantly, he lets him go.
Next week, the same scenario, word for word, goes down. And then the next week, and the next. The Customs agent is going nuts. After going thru 20 bags, he starts waving the guy thru.
A few years later, the agent finally retires, and is surprised to meet the cyclist in a bar one day. He buys him a drink, and says "C'mon, you can tell me. What were you smuggling all those years?"
"Bicycles."

Thank-you; I'll be here all week.

chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2481 Posts
Friday, January 04, 2013 9:48:53 PM
But it's a GREAT way to sneak corporate secrets out of the office! ...I mean I BET it's a great way... *looks nervously over shoulder*

Twinklestein
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 369 Posts
Friday, January 04, 2013 8:41:23 PM
Impressively inventive. Amazingly stupid attempted use.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13606 Posts
Friday, January 04, 2013 8:26:25 PM
Considering he got caught, totally stupid is pretty much a given.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4358 Posts
Friday, January 04, 2013 3:49:47 PM
Obviously stupid, because carrying stuff through customs is for the desperate or stupid. That's on the stupid side.

lukeforv123
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1044 Posts
Friday, January 04, 2013 3:45:16 PM
Brilliant, but you can't bring water bottles past security.

markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3784 Posts
Friday, January 04, 2013 3:23:59 PM
Wouldn't work at all in America. They don't allow water bottles past security any more.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Friday, January 04, 2013 3:18:18 PM
Did it not occur to them it wouldn't make it through because of the 100ml limit on fluids?

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1402 Posts
Friday, January 04, 2013 2:33:40 PM
Link: Water Bottle Drug Stash [Rate Link] - Caught in airport customs. Totally awesome or totally stupid depending which side you are on.


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