 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
 6364 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2013 6:59:49 AM
This is satire, right? |
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 HumanAction
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1154 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 11:44:40 AM
@drawman
@HumanAction, I've been watching the news for the past few weeks.
So... the news has told you that it is legal to shoot your fellow citizens? This is why I do not trust the news. I assure you that it is quite illegal. |
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 drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
1404 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 11:38:55 AM
@HumanAction, I've been watching the news for the past few weeks. |
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HumanAction
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1154 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 9:21:58 AM
Wow, only in America.
Such wisdom and insight for a teenager; your parents must be so proud. |
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 NNoamfer
Male, 13-17, Asia
997 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 8:28:35 AM
Wow, only in America. |
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 McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10257 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 8:06:58 AM
OMG LOOK OUT IT'S AN ASSUALT FINGER!!! |
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HumanAction
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1154 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 6:47:48 AM
Only in America would they punish a child for this whilst allowing adults to shoot each other because it's their right.
In the US, it is illegal to shoot others... Hence, you are not allowed to do so. I'm not sure how you came to consider the opposite to be true. |
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drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
1404 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 3:57:44 AM
Only in America would they punish a child for this whilst allowing adults to shoot each other because it's their right. |
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 Ripper398
Male, 18-29, Western US
1314 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 12:52:50 AM
lol, Cartunze wins the internet! |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5571 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 12:30:27 AM
whodat6484
A timely piece from the great man |
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ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5571 Posts
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Friday, January 04, 2013 12:19:01 AM
Sad times,
I can remember when we ran about with plastic guns and rifles playing army. And no one would bat an eyelid.
Nowadays there would be a armed response team flicking laser sights at you.
the world is fecked up, truly fecked up
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 Cartunze
Male, 60-69, Western US
731 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 11:21:45 PM
If this kid was really a threat, the teacher could have pulled his own finger gun and shot him before too many kids had to play dead. "pew, pew, pew" |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25693 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 11:20:28 PM
@ IRockYeah - It never occured to me until I read your rant, but what DID your generation do? Seems like I can't think of a single accomplishment. I'm sure there must be something....
space?...no
invented the.....no
discovered the.... no
Well I'm buggered if I can think of anything. |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8764 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 11:18:42 PM
I think before you're allowed to to teach or supervise six-year-olds, you should have to prove you're smarter than a six-year-old. That would have solved this problem before it started. |
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 BlankTom
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
6533 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 9:47:14 PM
CodeJockey: here |
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 syke22
Male, 18-29, Southern US
1029 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 7:26:33 PM
I used to run around the playground in kindergarten with another kid playing 'guns'. Basically we'd just chase each other pointing fingerguns and saying bang |
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 markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
3783 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 7:09:39 PM
Why is a huge portion of my generation and the new generation of parents the worst parents ever? They are helicopter parents. They call their kids at college every day to wake them up??? They overreact about stupid things like kids playing cops and robbers. WTH? |
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 IRockYeah
Male, 30-39, Europe
2141 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 6:44:41 PM
That's the problem with schools these days. The parents automatically assume that their "little angel" never causes trouble, and the teachers and staff are in the wrong.
Yeah you get the old "well you're old, it was horrible back then" lines from kids. Maybe so but my generation can add up without devices, we can read stories without losing concentration and we can be creative.
Don't tell me my generation achieved nothing either. I'll let the internet explain what my generation did. |
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 whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2269 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 6:32:01 PM
Child Worship - George Carlin (RIP) |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2424 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 5:32:48 PM
BlankTom: Here. |
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 MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
2597 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 5:28:07 PM
Quite right too. To ensure the punishment fits the crime, they should make him *mime* writing "I must not shoot my classmates with pretend pistols" on a blackboard 100 times. |
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 carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
4067 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 5:26:54 PM
"Roscoe Nix School" Considering that "Rosco" is old gangster lingo for a gun, that's actually quite apt and rather funny. |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25693 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 5:22:03 PM
The kid was sent to the principal 3 times just that one day.
But of course "I didn't do nothin' " and his lame ass parents
believe him. Sounds like they got tired of him disrupting class
for everyone and just sent him packing for a few days. My dad
would not have been bad at the school, he'd have whooped me! |
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 MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
1460 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 4:34:44 PM
Children wouldn't be violent if we would just ban thumbs and forefingers. |
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 bigfatdynamo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
258 Posts
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Thursday, January 03, 2013 4:28:59 PM
LET'S BAN HANDS!! HANDS ARE DANGEROUS! OAIS:DFI HS:DFYSUD"GYSDGY :OSDYG"yuadofyg [ae0u
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