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The Creepiest Open Casket Funeral Ever [Pic]

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McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13611 Posts
Wednesday, December 26, 2012 1:00:20 PM
Septic


No, I'm not intersted in seeing your vajina.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Wednesday, December 26, 2012 11:11:52 AM
Smoking pipes not plumbing


I know we're not talking about plumbing, you dumb. Septic. And you wonder why I spell stuff out for you?

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13611 Posts
Wednesday, December 26, 2012 7:31:25 AM
Well, I'm pleased for you. Can't say I've heard them come up in any conversation with a Septic,


BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Smoking pipes not plumbing! I know that's a big investment for a Scott!

Finker
Male, 40-49, Europe
 506 Posts
Wednesday, December 26, 2012 5:31:10 AM
@MacGuffin, get a life, pipecleaners were dirt cheap and fun, maybe your parents just couldn't be bothered?

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12741 Posts
Wednesday, December 26, 2012 3:11:04 AM
McG, if you have ever used a pipe* you'd have used a pipe cleaner.

*crack pipes excepted.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12741 Posts
Wednesday, December 26, 2012 3:08:48 AM
A stuffed black dude on a Japanese bike? Are they going to bury him with that, or keep him on display? It's going to be hard to fit him in a box now that RM has set in.

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 11:57:55 PM
Hopefully I can call this fake and gay, but that looks slim. This is funnier than a short legged midget and yet fxcked up ten ways til Wednesday...I don't speak Spanish.

Kegomatix
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1316 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 7:28:12 PM
Yes actually, I always have pipe cleaners on hand to clean my pipe. Well I use them for that and to clean my M4.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 7:10:37 PM
...What? What do you think America is? As if people just swagger down the street with guns on their hip, unafraid of getting into fights because of it? Honestly, just the sight of a gun in public is enough to make most people start to panic a little. It's NOT that common an occurrence, and plenty of people get punched in the face.


Yes, that is exactly what I think America is like. It's not like I've been over to visit or anything, or was being sarcastic for rhetorical effect before. Don't get confused and think I'm being sarcastic with this post either. No, siree. Definitely not.

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 6:13:42 PM
[I] Is this the kind of arrogance that develops when you live in a place where the fear of getting punched in the face for being a jerk is diminished by the easy access to guns that protects you from such salutary violence? [/I]

...What? What do you think America is? As if people just swagger down the street with guns on their hip, unafraid of getting into fights because of it? Honestly, just the sight of a gun in public is enough to make most people start to panic a little. It's NOT that common an occurrence, and plenty of people get punched in the face.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 4:37:04 PM
Yeah, Sesame Street had a whole family made out of them.

They had roller coasters too.



OK, now, new question: have pipe cleaners *ever* actually been used to clean pipes? Or is like 99% of their purpose in being to entertain small children? And of course to prop up dead guys on motorcycles.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 3:41:46 PM

Are we sure this isn't a wax museum and that's a rap star's image they're looking at?

Smutleybutt
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 909 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 3:36:00 PM
Yeah, Sesame Street had a whole family made out of them.

They had roller coasters too.


MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 2:46:48 PM
She can't even manage to keep her condescension to herself when talking about pipe cleaners and window decals. I mean... really?


He can't even manage to keep his chip off his shoulder when you go to the trouble of explaining what you believe might otherwise be an obscure cultural reference that Yanks might not get. I mean.....really? Is this the kind of arrogance that develops when you live in a place where the fear of getting punched in the face for being a jerk is diminished by the easy access to guns that protects you from such salutary violence?

PS: Who the hell was talking about "window decals"?

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 2:43:32 PM
MacGuffin, I can assure you that Americans know what pipecleaners are.


Well, I'm pleased for you. Can't say I've heard them come up in any conversation with a Septic, nor have I seen them mentioned as ubiquitously on, say, Sesame Street as they were on UK kids' TV programmes like Blue Peter, but glad you got the reference anyway. :)

tedgp
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3294 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 1:52:52 PM
@macguffin, speak for yourself. Every single kid in the 70's 80's and early 90's know EXACTLY what they are.

Scuzoid
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1270 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 1:49:00 PM
She can't even manage to keep her condescension to herself when talking about pipe cleaners and window decals. I mean... really?

Neyro
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 148 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 1:40:44 PM
MacGuffin, I can assure you that Americans know what pipecleaners are.

:|

soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
 1560 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 1:26:00 PM
Probably how he died

bordo
Male, 50-59, Western US
 802 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 12:55:50 PM
Rigor mortis must have set in.

NNoamfer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1192 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 12:55:20 PM
@MacGuffin, You don't know what pipe cleaners are? In here they are used absolutely everywhere to entertain kids in a cheap and shtty way. They are really not that expensive.

Zed68
Male, 40-49, Europe
 978 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 12:55:01 PM
Lol Gerry... ^^

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 12:38:33 PM
That must have taken quite a few pipe cleaners* and rolls of sticky-back plastic* to achieve.







* Don't worry if you don't know what these are, Americans. Truth is, we Brits don't have a clue either. But when we were kids and there were programmes on TV telling you how to make stuff like dolls' houses and action man lairs, these were stock items that were used in the construction of said items. Kids like me just grew up thinking middle class kids must live in houses where there were drawers upon drawers of the things available.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5281 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 12:26:37 PM
Yes, Emmetty.
If weren't going to have mine cremated, I kinda like this.

Helmet on for mine, though...

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 11:28:14 AM

A Chuck Testa joke in 3....2.....1....

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