robthelurker Male, 18-29, Canada
   761 Posts
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Tuesday, November 27, 2012 12:38:49 AM what the f*ck did the bear ever do to bob? here's this super awesome purple bear (how do i know hes awesome? cause hes f*cking purple yo) and some dick head has to come along and just attack it? for what reason?? bob was clearly hiding in that tree waiting for just the right moment to pounce upon his quarry. i hope that super awesome purple bear tears bob limb from limb. |
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CodeJockey Male, 30-39, Midwest US
   2403 Posts
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Monday, November 26, 2012 8:13:05 AM "F*ck you AND your hair, purple bear! I do not care how rare!... Get up from the ground, I dare! Next time, you'll ask it's OK to enter first..." |
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SPrinkZ Male, 18-29, Eastern US
   2134 Posts
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Sunday, November 25, 2012 8:05:55 PM Dumbest crap ever. Not even remotely Seuss like. |
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DuckBoy87 Male, 18-29, Eastern US
   2087 Posts
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Sunday, November 25, 2012 7:04:44 PM Did Bob attack him with "bear" arms? |
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Draculya Male, 30-39, Asia
   6281 Posts
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Saturday, November 24, 2012 7:44:41 PM That night bear dined on liver A tasty treat that made him quiver And spent the all his winter nights Nourishing hepatic parasites.
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SilverThread Male, 30-39, Western US
   3360 Posts
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Saturday, November 24, 2012 6:28:37 PM Silly Bitch, said Bear Your weapons can not harm me I'm tha Juggernaut! |
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pergas Male, 18-29, Australia
 27 Posts
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Saturday, November 24, 2012 2:01:10 PM oh my god - Haiku wow that was unexpected thank you, I A B |
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jendrian Male, 18-29, Canada
   2352 Posts
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Saturday, November 24, 2012 1:56:24 PM "a tasty meal", the bear mused with great zeal |
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Listypoos Male, 30-39, Europe
   1472 Posts
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Saturday, November 24, 2012 1:51:31 PM Bob is nuts thought the bear as he tore out his guts
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fancylad Male, 30-39, Western US
   2512 Posts
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Saturday, November 24, 2012 1:42:10 PM Link: Meet The Next Dr. Seuss [Pic] [Rate Link] - I like this kid's writing--much more violent than Dr. Seuss. |
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