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Sh*t Southern Women Say

Hits: 8857 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Funny | Added by: CrakrJak
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Female, 50-59, Western US
 2606 Posts
Monday, November 19, 2012 10:19:00 AM
"Hayza Goober." Yayup. Unfortunately, I have to say that a lot.

Male, 40-49, Asia
 13600 Posts
Monday, November 19, 2012 7:34:39 AM
Just when I was about to say something about hearing banjos, CUE BANJOS!

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 76 Posts
Monday, November 19, 2012 1:57:45 AM
I died when the woman got mad at the chopsticks and yelled 'I aint japanese! Imma use a fork!"

Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2481 Posts
Sunday, November 18, 2012 10:34:36 PM
The accent is kinda hot, 'specially that "you better come gimme some sugar" bit. Day-amn!

Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 2013 Posts
Sunday, November 18, 2012 9:01:11 AM
Man I hate living in Michigan and Cluck Femson!

Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 453 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 10:54:10 PM
Having spent the majority my life in the south, I can boil the art of the southern dialect into two rules.

1) All single syllable words become two syllable words.
2) All words with more than a single syllable should reduce their syllable count by one.

For example: Head = hey ed
alright = ite

Male, 18-29, Western US
 480 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 9:38:15 PM
The best thing to hear with a southern accent is a concession speech.

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1494 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 7:01:34 PM
I second what SmagBoy1 said. However...the rest is nothing I haven't heard or used before. Go figure? Also..the saying is, "I'm fuller than a tick on a bloodhound." In fact I can add a few! "You lie like a dog in the afternoon sun!" "He/she's madder than a hornet!" "I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church" One of my favorites :D

Female, 30-39, Western US
 2789 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 3:41:40 PM
there should be a "sh*t red neck women say." I'm betting it would be hilarious.

Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 2:18:56 PM
The most colorful phrase I learned during my three years in Louisiana was "He's got the red ass" meaning "He's very mad" about something.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 809 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 12:26:31 PM
I like the accent

Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4243 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 11:26:02 AM
I'm from the South, grew up here, and one thing that bugs me about this video (and it's pretty universal when non-Southerners try to do Southern) is the misuse of "y'all". Y'all is NOT singular. You don't walk up to a person and ask "How y'all doin'?" You might walk up to a group of people and ask it, or "What up, y'all?" But we NEVER use "y'all" in the singular.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 2314 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 9:56:47 AM
Heh. I kind of like their accent. It has flavour.

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 259 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 9:46:15 AM
I am married to a southern woman. She has said 90% of these. The exception is "I love Clemson."

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 281 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 9:40:20 AM
God. Yep, so true. lol

Female, 40-49, Asia
 2482 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 9:39:04 AM
Laura Ashley ugh
Am big on thank you notes though

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2524 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 9:23:52 AM
Yes, this is 110% true. 200% actually.

Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 539 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 9:13:16 AM
Absolute garbage.

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17347 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 11:53:27 PM
Link: Sh*t Southern Women Say [Rate Link] - Yep, the meme lives on. This time, with salty language by some salty Southern chicks.

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