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The Science of 'Morning Wood'

Hits: 7474 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Science | Added by: PixelMitch
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CreamK
Male, 40-49, Europe
 1060 Posts
Thursday, November 15, 2012 5:40:52 AM
And next your going to say that the universe is 6000 years old and all that nonsense.. There has been zero evidence of intelligent design yet so shut up.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24989 Posts
Thursday, November 15, 2012 12:41:10 AM
@SPrinkZ: Wait, what? HOW can you be SO dratING STUPID and not drown in you Corn Flakes??!?
AAA!
Uuurgh!

**phew!**

Thank goodness! @OldOllie, @Solvent, @Nickel2, @CoyoteKing AND @Brometheus have (at least temporarily) rescued my sanity!

(@intrigid & @FP: close, but left off the list...)

(Anime? Have you seen the Strike Witches Movie? It's out and subtitled...)

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13961 Posts
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 8:37:50 PM
There's a better explanation for this here.

Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2855 Posts
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 6:26:29 PM
lolpenis
lolerection
lolmoringwood

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4512 Posts
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 4:01:49 PM
REM-sleep = Rapid Elbow Movement sleep: That bit where you are just not in control!

SPrinkZ
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2252 Posts
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 3:41:39 PM
*sigh*

This is not evidence for intelligent design. Intelligent design as proven a long, long time ago to be completely and utterly wrong. It's been wrong for over 200 years. It is an ancient argument proposed more formally and properly by William Paley. As passionate, and as logical as his argument seems, it's resoundingly false because evolution is the actual system where change occurs, not that this is where life comes from--but certainly every form is derived from an ancestral form. Nothing could be intelligent about that.

intrigid
Male, 18-29, Canada
 916 Posts
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 3:27:36 PM
One time I woke to the paradox of morning wood with an extra full bladder. For the girls out there, this is a very unpleasant situation that nobody should have to deal with.

CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 2:40:42 PM
"That's gross! All men do not pee in the shower."

Your right. All men and women pee in the shower.

Brometheus
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 357 Posts
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 2:03:18 PM


FoolsPrussia
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3398 Posts
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 10:32:46 AM
'This is another one that fits into design and evolution theories, just depends your bias. Shame neither side is willing to admit the slight chance the other side could be correct. It's really holding us back in so many areas.'

I agree that the debate is a false one and holds us back. I don't care if someone believes in God or not. I'm just tired of ignorant attacks on evolutionary science, especially when it hurts basic education.

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 10:19:36 AM
Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
20879 Posts Wednesday, November 14, 2012 7:51:19 AM

This is why men pee in the shower in the morning.
___

That's gross! All men do not pee in the shower.

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 10:18:58 AM
Thank you Vasodiolation! You make me a very happily married woman!

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10243 Posts
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 9:45:13 AM
Well THAT explains things.

EgalM
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1710 Posts
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 9:40:43 AM
@FoolsPrussia

This is another one that fits into design and evolution theories, just depends your bias. Shame neither side is willing to admit the slight chance the other side could be correct. It's really holding us back in so many areas.

Finker
Male, 40-49, Europe
 506 Posts
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 9:11:23 AM
Pretty heath robinson design, there would be much better ways if you sat down and thought the best ways of doing things. Maybe god and Heath Robinson are one and the same?

FoolsPrussia
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3398 Posts
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 8:48:24 AM
More evidence of "intelligent design."

dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3122 Posts
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 8:17:01 AM
do they not teach this in schools any more

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 7:51:19 AM

This is why men pee in the shower in the morning.

PixelMitch
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1 Posts
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 7:42:10 AM
Link: The Science of 'Morning Wood' [Rate Link] - The sex-ed class they never gave you in school. Science explains that AM boner!


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