 thecurt
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 405 Posts
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Saturday, November 10, 2012 8:13:16 PM
lol wow |
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 emmettyville
Female, 30-39, Australia
2723 Posts
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Saturday, November 10, 2012 4:04:36 PM
wtf? |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16946 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 12:02:00 PM
@SFVital: Oh thank Heaven! It's a joke/parody!
I didn't want to live in a world where this was real... |
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 McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10217 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 11:38:10 AM
Hmmm any ladies wanna help me practice the titty squeez??? |
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 RoboPatton
Male, 30-39, Western US
1952 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 10:56:37 AM
I'll feel much safer when walking down dark alley's lined with Amazonians. |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2408 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 8:37:36 AM
"How to disable a woman: Take away her cell phone."
"That does not work nearly as well as canceling her credit cards..."
XD!!!
Guy: "I'm taking the PC you check Facebook with!!"
Girl: "Awwwww!!"
*Hours later...*
Girl: *shivering/twitching in a corner*
Guy: "Here. I installed Sims3 and some add-ons."
Girl: "YEA!!!"
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 SFVitale
Male, 40-49, Western US
441 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 8:37:30 AM
This pic is from the "White Guy Sumo Wrestler Action Kit", G-string not included. |
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 widjadidja
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
37 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 8:12:05 AM
"How to disable a woman: Take away her cell phone."
That does not work nearly as well as canceling her credit cards... |
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 lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
3620 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 7:24:03 AM
LMAO!! This post and these comments....LOL! |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25621 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 7:10:16 AM
How to disable a woman: Take away her cell phone. |
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 dm2754
Male, 30-39, Western US
2763 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 7:09:39 AM
that has been reposted a few times
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 AntPharm
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
929 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 7:04:40 AM
why is this a thing? |
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 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6308 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 6:00:08 AM
beternal, I've seen more Asian pussy than I care to remember and none can match the average white chick in the furry dept |
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 New_Guy
Male, 30-39, Europe
329 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 3:54:41 AM
No means no ladys |
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 FinePoint
Male, 18-29, Western US
131 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 2:25:29 AM
i thought that was foreplay... |
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 beternal
Male, 18-29, Europe
1848 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 12:52:48 AM
Doesn't work on Asian women... fur down there adds padding and nothing to grab up there  |
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 xelous
Male, 18-29, Western US
2535 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 12:51:45 AM
Mmm |
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 securitywyrm
Male, 18-29, Western US
87 Posts
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Thursday, November 08, 2012 9:39:00 PM
This is a picture from "51 Shades of Grey, the revirgining." |
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 davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
11679 Posts
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Thursday, November 08, 2012 8:32:27 PM
Disabling a woman? Where I come from, it's just called rape. |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Thursday, November 08, 2012 7:54:53 PM
All of that is too much. Just tell her that Twilight sucks and Edward is gay. She'll be on the floor in the fetal position in seconds. |
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 turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
1798 Posts
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Thursday, November 08, 2012 7:20:28 PM
In the burglar household, that's called foreplay. |
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Runemang
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
589 Posts
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Thursday, November 08, 2012 7:14:44 PM
Is this a frequent enough problem to warrant illustrated instructions? |
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 Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
1477 Posts
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Thursday, November 08, 2012 7:07:57 PM
The kick to the groin isn't really needed...if you're coming at them wearing a thong they'd be doubled up in seconds anyway. |
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 mervviscious
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
1785 Posts
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Thursday, November 08, 2012 6:37:16 PM
there are other fun things to do when she bends over... |
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 FoolsPrussia
Male, 18-29, Western US
2859 Posts
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Thursday, November 08, 2012 5:34:55 PM
To disable a man, see step 1. |
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