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Sweet Flyer Outside A Church In Adelaide [Pic]

Hits: 9111 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: mikka747
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robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2328 Posts
Thursday, November 08, 2012 6:23:45 PM
lucifer is a badass in paradise lost.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4915 Posts
Thursday, November 08, 2012 9:51:01 AM
Tom Waits

'Don't you know there aint no devil
That's just God when he's drunk'

HolyGod is right, in the bible and in early Christian theology the devil (Satan, Lucifer, whatever) is basically God's enforcer and the angel in charge of the damned. Very much part of team.

It was only much later that they combined some characteristics of pagan gods they were superceding and made him the Great Enemy. Helped 'explain' the problem of evil.

'Tell me, wise priest, if God is all powerful and wholly good why is there evil?'

'Because of the big scary bogey-man who is going to get you if you keep asking questions. Also, something to do with Free Will, but we'll get back to you on that. And women, obviously.'

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5745 Posts
Thursday, November 08, 2012 8:58:57 AM
Yeah, but where is the Super Devil?

BoredFrank
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2017 Posts
Thursday, November 08, 2012 7:21:31 AM
Does Satan still room with the Tooth Fairy and that non-nice individual Jack Frost?

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12741 Posts
Thursday, November 08, 2012 5:59:05 AM
wasn't he in The Phantom Menace?

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4874 Posts
Thursday, November 08, 2012 5:44:39 AM
Poor old satan!
Having gone nearly bald, his last remaining hair has begun to split. (Must be all that dry heat)

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12066 Posts
Thursday, November 08, 2012 1:30:47 AM
TheGuySmiley
ok ok ok
Find the humour dude

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4275 Posts
Wednesday, November 07, 2012 8:56:54 PM
awesome! although, i imagine it would not be as exciting as it sounds.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Wednesday, November 07, 2012 6:42:44 PM
"Okay folks, it's now 9:30 and the time you've all been waiting so patiently for: revealing the true identity of Satan. Can I get a drum role please? Heh-heh, just kidding... get this envelope open... and the answer is: Martin Brewer, of 826 Larch Crescent. I'll repeat that in case any of you would like to throw rocks at his house or anything..."

Dr_Sexy
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1579 Posts
Wednesday, November 07, 2012 5:55:42 PM
It should read, 'how well do you know Stan'. Stanley Tucci was the guest lecturer.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Wednesday, November 07, 2012 3:45:03 PM

Satan? Yeah I know her. It's my neighbor downstairs.

TheGuySmiley
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1222 Posts
Wednesday, November 07, 2012 1:55:37 PM
The enemy of mankind is easy to recognize, it's an evil spirit that hates mankind and does everything it can to divide ourselves amongst ourselves, and wedge gaps open between us to make them chasms. It's goal is to see us destroy ourselves, and urges us to live by hate, mockery, selfishness, prejudiness, haughtiness, and all manner of other sinful ways. But it's foolish to live by it because it leads to darkness and doom.

Living by the holy spirit, however, leads to light and life. Striving to live a life of love, joy, kindness, faithfulness, self control, hope, peace is a great way to have that evil spirit flee from you. It is afraid of the light. Be always on guard though, because it prowls like a ravenous beast, always looking for something to devour. It hates us, and wants us all to die..

There ya go!

Thonious
Male, 40-49, Western US
 954 Posts
Wednesday, November 07, 2012 1:48:10 PM
Get to know him afterwards at the Meet-And-Greet event and Beelzebub's Bar. Satan's buying the first round.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5167 Posts
Wednesday, November 07, 2012 1:45:26 PM
TurdBurglar

"He just puts on the mask when he feels like being a douche."

Have you read the bible? Go does all the horrible s.hit in the bible and he never hides. Satan doesn't really do anything. He has become big since, but plays very little part in the bible.

cheeseb
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 232 Posts
Wednesday, November 07, 2012 12:57:02 PM
They probably did say it was Obama, but if I were running that seminar, I would say it's none other than God himself. No mask necessary. Kills everyone and their children when they criticize him, says a child born of rape is the mother's responsibility, can't wait to drop us into Hell for eternity for figuring out his puzzle of salvation, and tells everyone that he's the right one.

Mikeoxsbiggg
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1269 Posts
Wednesday, November 07, 2012 12:54:55 PM
I'm good, he and I have a thing already worked out.

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3872 Posts
Wednesday, November 07, 2012 12:53:28 PM

So, what was the answer? This was on the 4th, so did they unmask satin? Let me guess, it turns out that satin is really god. He just puts on the mask when he feels like being a douche.

Evil_Eye
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1451 Posts
Wednesday, November 07, 2012 12:48:05 PM
The ones who know him best enter down the back lane.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5167 Posts
Wednesday, November 07, 2012 12:39:25 PM
Is it obama? It is obama right?

mikka747
Male, 30-39, Australia
 3 Posts
Wednesday, November 07, 2012 12:34:16 PM
Link: Sweet Flyer Outside A Church In Adelaide [Pic] [Rate Link] - Satan's looking to bump up his friend list. (Admit it, this sounds like an awesome lecture.)


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